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writer, editor, artist | she/her | chicago | “you never miss an opportunity to be a bummer”

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I was Helly R for Halloween
I’m taking a mirror selfie of myself dressed as Helly from Severance. Featuring: red hair with baby bangs, a dark blue blouse and navy blue skirt, and a blue Lumon badge on a lanyard
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Helloooooooo
Interior of an old house for sale. Mint green walls, elaborate filigree, hardwood floors, and an ancient stone fireplace
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Just a cozy Sunday morning
An orange cat on a pillow with his head resting on my arm and side-eyeing the camera. You can see my arm and a little bit of my face. We are leaning against a wood headboard with a light blue wall above
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Probably a Charles Wysocki puzzle
September 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Today in AI renderings of home furnishings
A photo of a kitchen from a real estate listing where a kitchen chair is bent and warped in a way that doesn’t seem geometrically possible
September 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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His fur is Mysteriously Wet this morning
An orange cat sitting on my lap and staring up at me as I pet him
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I just like doing this now
Me responding “No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to a political text asking me for money
August 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Update: he’s home, groggy, newly obsessed with this old surge protector he dug out from under the bookcase
An orange cat with white paws. He’s lying on the floor with one paw tucked protectively over a charger and staring sleepily at the camera
August 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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This young man went to the vet this morning for a dental procedure and everyone there promptly fell in love with him.
An orange and white cat rolled on his back, with my arm petting his chest. His face is partially visible but fully blissed out
August 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This isn’t really “Breaking News.” In fact I’m not sure this is really news at all
A NYT breaking news notification stating that Kamala Harris will not be running for governor of California
July 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This is my cat if you even care
An orange cat with white paws, sleeping in a crescent shape across the top of a couch
June 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This is Théodore. He lives at a cat cafe in Montreal and he gave my hand a bath for several minutes before falling asleep 😻😻😻😻😻
An orange cat with a pink nose asleep against my hand
May 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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My first tonic espresso. Bizarre and refreshing.
A glass of espresso with a short white straw sticking out of it, resembling a cigarette in an ashtray
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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This is a real (promoted!) headline that popped up in my LinkedIn feed
“What defending my mini horse from a mountain lion taught me about bravery in life and work”
April 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I am in Alaska for Christmas! This is from a little neighborhood walk yesterday, casual
A suburban road flanked by fir trees with a mountain up ahead
December 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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I would like to wish the owners of this condo luck in actually getting the listing price of $240k when they have the audacity to make the ONE BATHROOM like this.
A bathroom with a shower that does not appear to have a tub or any other separation from the rest of the bathroom floor.
December 11, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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This is my cat btw
An orange cat inside a cupboard full of mugs
November 24, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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His hind leg is mysteriously soaking wet. I double checked that it’s just water. But still, WHY
An orange cat sits contentedly on a human’s lap and stares straight down the camera
November 7, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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Mildly threatening vibes on the Indiana highway
A sign that reads: “Quizno’s is closed. Watch and see what is coming next.”
August 14, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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Dying at this text I don’t remember sending last night after several whiskeys
A text sent at 12:21 AM: Seinfeld called Christopher Columbus “eurotrash” and I thought that was very funny
August 6, 2023 at 12:19 PM