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crowbie
@upstartcrow.bsky.social
an apple a day keeps the demons at bay

they/he 26

manager for @starbornpod.bsky.social but this is v much not a professional acct so don't be weird abt it
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Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my brain will not free me from the concept of a meteor hammer made of meat. a meatier hammer.
October 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
no one talks about the True cost of hrt (all the money i spend on food the day after my t shot)
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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this is where i'm at mentally these days
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"haha, don't open that door, you'll let the cold in"

"Umm, actually, cold doesn't exist, I'd be letting the heat out," I say smugly before hitting the button, jettisoning myself and everyone else on the station into space
August 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Everyone always says "that's what good pussy sounds like" but nobody considers the thunderous roar of the evil pussy
June 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
a ballet themed drag queen named rhonda jambe is that anything
June 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
in my dream last night there were a lot of people who wanted to celebrate the like drinking and bbq part of the fourth of july but they were like ugh everything is too expensive on the actual holiday :/ so they decided to celebrate on the first of july and they called it the firth of july
June 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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If anyone you know is 13-24, in the US, and is LGBTQ+, please have them complete the Trevor Project survey this year.

Their last survey has been integral to protecting LGBTQ+ rights globally.

I can't understate how big an impact it has. Multiple publications come from the data.

Share widely.
To proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below.
trevorredcap.trvr.org
June 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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im a disabled trans lesbian who is out of cash and food stamps until i get paid on the 3rd 💔 please help gofund.me/58775ffb
#helpsky #transcrowdfund #disability #mutualaid
May 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
this current series of taskmaster has such an exemplary cast it's already one of my favorites. truly not a single weak link
May 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Hello everyone! It's been a bit, but we've been hard at work behind the scenes getting this show together.

We've had some role openings since February. Two big roles are up for grabs!

www.castingcall.club/projects/the...

#audiodrama #castingcall #scifi #voiceactor #indieproject
www.castingcall.club
May 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
sharks i have here with me several thousand crickets
April 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it
April 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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We are different. Irreconcilable. You went to school. I went to work. You see a DNA sequence. I see Miscter Krabs laughing. AGCTACGACACGA. Fuck you big man
April 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
April 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
she hedge on my hog til i go supersonic
April 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
so the problem with severance is actually that it turns out when a show is made by people who are passionate about writing and directing shows it hurts my feelings a lot! ow!
February 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
severance brainrot demolishing me and i can't wait for tomorrow. john tuturro you are a Marvel
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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this is somehow actually what happened
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM