Upright Capitalists Brigade
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The Upright Capitalists Brigade works to compel the whole planet to submit to the Market God. Or else.
If by "blessed," they mean "tossed aside."
The Market loves you and has a plan for your life. If you submit to the Market's will, you will be blessed.
January 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If by "blessed," they mean "tossed aside."
Have you accepted the Market as your Personal Lord and Savior?
December 29, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Have you accepted the Market as your Personal Lord and Savior?
The Market makes this world.
December 28, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The Market makes this world.
Meditate upon this icon of our dear leaders, the heads of the Upright Capitalists Brigade.
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December 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Meditate upon this icon of our dear leaders, the heads of the Upright Capitalists Brigade.
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Spend even more.
December 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Spend even more.
There is no overturning of the temple tables in our religion. At least not until we can find a way to commodify that sort of thing.
December 26, 2024 at 4:29 AM
There is no overturning of the temple tables in our religion. At least not until we can find a way to commodify that sort of thing.
Generosity is a fiction. Altruism is just self-interest in disguise.
Whatever you do, do not practice radical generosity! We don't want to have to send the brute squad after you!
Whatever you do, do not practice radical generosity! We don't want to have to send the brute squad after you!
What would happen if millions of people started dabbling regularly in unbounded generosity?
Wouldn't that become a worthy rival to the rapid advance of Global Corporate Feudalism?
Wouldn't that kind of widespread generosity absolutely baffle the Upright Capitalists Brigade?
Wouldn't that become a worthy rival to the rapid advance of Global Corporate Feudalism?
Wouldn't that kind of widespread generosity absolutely baffle the Upright Capitalists Brigade?
December 26, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Generosity is a fiction. Altruism is just self-interest in disguise.
Whatever you do, do not practice radical generosity! We don't want to have to send the brute squad after you!
Whatever you do, do not practice radical generosity! We don't want to have to send the brute squad after you!
Easy there.
It's not like we have a brute squad to send after naughty consumers who weren't spendy enough this Christmas season.
Not yet.
It's not like we have a brute squad to send after naughty consumers who weren't spendy enough this Christmas season.
Not yet.
December 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Easy there.
It's not like we have a brute squad to send after naughty consumers who weren't spendy enough this Christmas season.
Not yet.
It's not like we have a brute squad to send after naughty consumers who weren't spendy enough this Christmas season.
Not yet.
The Upright Capitalists Brigade doesn't care what #Capitalism does to the planet.
We're planning to move to Mars anyway.
We're planning to move to Mars anyway.
December 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The Upright Capitalists Brigade doesn't care what #Capitalism does to the planet.
We're planning to move to Mars anyway.
We're planning to move to Mars anyway.
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The truth preached here.
December 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The truth preached here.
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Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
December 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
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The Number of the Bins
December 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The Number of the Bins
Musk isn't going to be satisfied with being the Shadow President. He's gunning for Emperor of Global Corporate Feudalism.
First one, then the other.
#capitalism
First one, then the other.
#capitalism
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Musk isn't going to be satisfied with being the Shadow President. He's gunning for Emperor of Global Corporate Feudalism.
First one, then the other.
#capitalism
First one, then the other.
#capitalism
Corporations are not democracies. Do not expect the governments they own to be democracies either.
Global Corporate Feudalism is coming. Are you ready?
If not, you better make quick friends with the nearest manor lord.
Global Corporate Feudalism is coming. Are you ready?
If not, you better make quick friends with the nearest manor lord.
CEOs make all the decisions, subject to a Board of investors, workers have no voice: organizing a company this way increases shareholder profit, but it is NOT a democratic system of governance. In government this is Authoritarianism. Voters fantasize that they're The Board, but they are the serfs.
December 21, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Corporations are not democracies. Do not expect the governments they own to be democracies either.
Global Corporate Feudalism is coming. Are you ready?
If not, you better make quick friends with the nearest manor lord.
Global Corporate Feudalism is coming. Are you ready?
If not, you better make quick friends with the nearest manor lord.
Sometimes the Market God expects a human sacrifice. Very old school, this Market God.
December 20, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Sometimes the Market God expects a human sacrifice. Very old school, this Market God.
"Capitalism" should start with a capital letter, just like all the other religions.
December 20, 2024 at 3:17 AM
"Capitalism" should start with a capital letter, just like all the other religions.
The Upright Capitalists Brigade is confident #capitalsm will continue as long as people aren't telling a more compelling story than the story capitalism tells.
December 20, 2024 at 3:07 AM
The Upright Capitalists Brigade is confident #capitalsm will continue as long as people aren't telling a more compelling story than the story capitalism tells.
The Upright Capitalists Brigade is confident #Capitalism will continue as long as people see it as an economic arrangement and not as a false religion.
December 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The Upright Capitalists Brigade is confident #Capitalism will continue as long as people see it as an economic arrangement and not as a false religion.
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[youth pastor voice] You know who else doesn't always get a follow back
December 17, 2024 at 8:21 AM
[youth pastor voice] You know who else doesn't always get a follow back
NYPD was founded to protect the Upright Capitalists Brigade. That's it's original purpose.
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
December 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
NYPD was founded to protect the Upright Capitalists Brigade. That's it's original purpose.
Irony can't defeat fascism.
December 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Irony can't defeat fascism.
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I think we as a nation are, finally, ready to talk about Bruno.
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I think we as a nation are, finally, ready to talk about Bruno.
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
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What do you think is the bigger problem in higher ed? Woke indoctrination or half the profs making $3,000 per semester? Hard to say
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
What do you think is the bigger problem in higher ed? Woke indoctrination or half the profs making $3,000 per semester? Hard to say