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When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
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when the computer generates anime tits and you jack off to them you are walking in to the matrix pod and saying put me in the juice please. you are surrendering the spark of divinity within you to the base machine
January 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
when the computer generates anime tits and you jack off to them you are walking in to the matrix pod and saying put me in the juice please. you are surrendering the spark of divinity within you to the base machine
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the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
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telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
December 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
Not to get too political but now that the republicans control the weather gun a tsunami hits California? Coincidence?
December 6, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Not to get too political but now that the republicans control the weather gun a tsunami hits California? Coincidence?
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Jill: good morning joe my husband
Joe: hello obama
Joe: hello obama
December 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Jill: good morning joe my husband
Joe: hello obama
Joe: hello obama
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look at my lawyer dog
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
look at my lawyer dog
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wanna feel old? step into my large device
November 26, 2024 at 4:38 AM
wanna feel old? step into my large device
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*Youth Pastor Voice* You know who else didn’t refuse a load?
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
*Youth Pastor Voice* You know who else didn’t refuse a load?
YouTube throwback reminded me of the best cat game that came out this year. Sure we can argue about elden ring being goty or any other AAA schlock, but GARN47 a masterpiece.
November 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
YouTube throwback reminded me of the best cat game that came out this year. Sure we can argue about elden ring being goty or any other AAA schlock, but GARN47 a masterpiece.
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One day the sasquatch drawing from X-Files and I will fall madly in love.
November 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
One day the sasquatch drawing from X-Files and I will fall madly in love.
Goodnight cat posting
November 21, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Goodnight cat posting
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Still figuring out that whole Middle East kerfuffle before I take a side but I'm loving learning the lore from my colleagues
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Still figuring out that whole Middle East kerfuffle before I take a side but I'm loving learning the lore from my colleagues
Every time I get on Twitter now I am psychically attacked by ads for porn games and mobile games. It's every other post. I can only see the horny goblin lady drag that twink in the bedroom so many times.
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Every time I get on Twitter now I am psychically attacked by ads for porn games and mobile games. It's every other post. I can only see the horny goblin lady drag that twink in the bedroom so many times.
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Sorry for having good policies
November 20, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Sorry for having good policies
My handsome gentleman says hi!
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
My handsome gentleman says hi!
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President Eisenhower sketches a buff version of himself on a memo about how the CIA had just overthrown the Guatemalan government (1954)
November 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
President Eisenhower sketches a buff version of himself on a memo about how the CIA had just overthrown the Guatemalan government (1954)
The joys of having a huskey is that you sometimes get a second dog for free.
November 19, 2024 at 3:32 PM
The joys of having a huskey is that you sometimes get a second dog for free.
One thing about blue sky I really like is that I don't have to manually block the 3-5 p*rn bots a week that follow me. I think that's neat.
November 19, 2024 at 1:56 PM
One thing about blue sky I really like is that I don't have to manually block the 3-5 p*rn bots a week that follow me. I think that's neat.
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Post your most popular art from Twitter
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Post your most popular art from Twitter