virgil (king shit of fuck mountain)
@unseemlydog.bsky.social
he/him, big dog, lascivious author, onion hater, friend to many (including anthony), leading cause of bus accidents worldwide (veanimator on twitter)
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dad (on the phone helping me troubleshoot a lawnmower): oh did you hear the news?
me: yea... i'm not gonna say-
dad: don't say he had it coming that's not nice!
me: ......all im saying is there are people who maybe deserved it less-
dad (in place of my deadname for the first time): VIRGIL NO
me: yea... i'm not gonna say-
dad: don't say he had it coming that's not nice!
me: ......all im saying is there are people who maybe deserved it less-
dad (in place of my deadname for the first time): VIRGIL NO
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
dad (on the phone helping me troubleshoot a lawnmower): oh did you hear the news?
me: yea... i'm not gonna say-
dad: don't say he had it coming that's not nice!
me: ......all im saying is there are people who maybe deserved it less-
dad (in place of my deadname for the first time): VIRGIL NO
me: yea... i'm not gonna say-
dad: don't say he had it coming that's not nice!
me: ......all im saying is there are people who maybe deserved it less-
dad (in place of my deadname for the first time): VIRGIL NO
petplay but i drink a bunch of water too fast and throw up on ur bed
July 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
petplay but i drink a bunch of water too fast and throw up on ur bed
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I HANDMADE ANOTHER 70 BOOKS THIS WEEKEND. PLEASE GIVE THEM ATTENTION. I'm giving up being subtle. They're great books. I'm very tired.
New micros by Molly Knox and V N Garmon are available at thebraag.co/shop 💚💀
July 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I HANDMADE ANOTHER 70 BOOKS THIS WEEKEND. PLEASE GIVE THEM ATTENTION. I'm giving up being subtle. They're great books. I'm very tired.
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New micros by Molly Knox and V N Garmon are available at thebraag.co/shop 💚💀
July 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
New micros by Molly Knox and V N Garmon are available at thebraag.co/shop 💚💀
best birthday ever i love my life
June 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
best birthday ever i love my life
(making conversation with a she/they while our mutual friend is in the bathroom) sooo are you a they on your mother's side or your father's
June 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(making conversation with a she/they while our mutual friend is in the bathroom) sooo are you a they on your mother's side or your father's
me buying 15 inch long danish: ah yes. breakfast for the week :)
me brain meltingly stoned at midnight rippin off pieces of 15 inch long danish with my bare hands: ourghgh.......
me brain meltingly stoned at midnight rippin off pieces of 15 inch long danish with my bare hands: ourghgh.......
June 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
me buying 15 inch long danish: ah yes. breakfast for the week :)
me brain meltingly stoned at midnight rippin off pieces of 15 inch long danish with my bare hands: ourghgh.......
me brain meltingly stoned at midnight rippin off pieces of 15 inch long danish with my bare hands: ourghgh.......
my favorite thing about my woman is the way she can walk up to literally anyone at a party and start a lively argument that lasts all night
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
my favorite thing about my woman is the way she can walk up to literally anyone at a party and start a lively argument that lasts all night
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getting sucked while watching Cronenberg call that Videodome
June 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
getting sucked while watching Cronenberg call that Videodome
BREAKFAST AT SHONEYS
AT $2.99
SAVED ME SOME MONEY
AND EASED UP MY MIND
AT $2.99
SAVED ME SOME MONEY
AND EASED UP MY MIND
June 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
BREAKFAST AT SHONEYS
AT $2.99
SAVED ME SOME MONEY
AND EASED UP MY MIND
AT $2.99
SAVED ME SOME MONEY
AND EASED UP MY MIND
dean ween and gene ween from my favorite band, ween
June 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
dean ween and gene ween from my favorite band, ween
does acab include robert cop from robocop
May 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
does acab include robert cop from robocop
love this animal
May 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
love this animal
this is a bold claim and i dont really have the scientific evidence to back it up yet but i am starting to suspect that some things in life need to not be virgil's problem. thoughts?
May 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
this is a bold claim and i dont really have the scientific evidence to back it up yet but i am starting to suspect that some things in life need to not be virgil's problem. thoughts?
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it's funny when I'm really stoned on a walk and I see someone drive by in the same car that I own cause for a brief second it's always like "holy shit is that me?"
September 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
it's funny when I'm really stoned on a walk and I see someone drive by in the same car that I own cause for a brief second it's always like "holy shit is that me?"
the time has finally come to test my woman's love by introducing her to garth marenghi's darkplace
May 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
the time has finally come to test my woman's love by introducing her to garth marenghi's darkplace
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Guy at guitar center with a three-part goatee told me I looked “exactly like herman monster” and then went back to shredding Paranoid by Black Sabbath
May 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Guy at guitar center with a three-part goatee told me I looked “exactly like herman monster” and then went back to shredding Paranoid by Black Sabbath
doing your t shot on your period
May 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
doing your t shot on your period
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Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
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listen brother im all about 2 things: girl spit and i forget the other one
March 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
listen brother im all about 2 things: girl spit and i forget the other one
8am text from my roommate
May 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
8am text from my roommate
(watching final destination with a girl) i would never let that happen to you btw
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
(watching final destination with a girl) i would never let that happen to you btw
i haaaaate it when my girlf riend falls asleep very inconsiderate of her. i wanted to tell her something so funny and by the time she wakes up i will have forgotten what it is
May 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i haaaaate it when my girlf riend falls asleep very inconsiderate of her. i wanted to tell her something so funny and by the time she wakes up i will have forgotten what it is
reached a new low today after a car battery burst on the charger at work and as i first detected the egg-and-mustard odor of vaporized sulfuric acid my mouth started watering uncontrollably bc it reminded me of deviled eggs
May 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
reached a new low today after a car battery burst on the charger at work and as i first detected the egg-and-mustard odor of vaporized sulfuric acid my mouth started watering uncontrollably bc it reminded me of deviled eggs
in the garden poorly playing foggy mtn breakdown for the blue jays and beet plants and saying "wait wait" and "wait no" and "no wait" every time i hit a wrong note
May 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
in the garden poorly playing foggy mtn breakdown for the blue jays and beet plants and saying "wait wait" and "wait no" and "no wait" every time i hit a wrong note