That Girl from Unicomm Productions
@unicommproductions.bsky.social
Your Cruise Director 4 EVR. Lady dead maller since 2018. Proud founding member of the #DMODFam …motorcycle enthusiast and short queen 😂
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Who am I? A lady dead mall explorer obsessed with motorcycles and cats. Why WOULDNT you follow?
This is my current hottest take: Claire's is in peril. Sephora and Ulta customers coast-to-coast are complaining about how many preteens now hang out in there. Preteens, for better or worse, are very into cosmetics and skincare right now. 1/
August 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This is my current hottest take: Claire's is in peril. Sephora and Ulta customers coast-to-coast are complaining about how many preteens now hang out in there. Preteens, for better or worse, are very into cosmetics and skincare right now. 1/
Two tactics for dealing with aggressive kiosk skincare salespeople: Narrow your eyes, and proclaim "My aesthetician has advised me not to use any products that may interact with her regimen" or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *run away*
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Two tactics for dealing with aggressive kiosk skincare salespeople: Narrow your eyes, and proclaim "My aesthetician has advised me not to use any products that may interact with her regimen" or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *run away*
My fitness plan: hop on the elliptical every morning saying I’m not gonna stop until I look like Mikey Madison.
Realistically I make it about 45 minutes but the desire is there.
Realistically I make it about 45 minutes but the desire is there.
August 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My fitness plan: hop on the elliptical every morning saying I’m not gonna stop until I look like Mikey Madison.
Realistically I make it about 45 minutes but the desire is there.
Realistically I make it about 45 minutes but the desire is there.
My beloved
August 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My beloved
I did NOT know this morning when I posted this, that a demolition contract has been awarded for both and they will be coming down soon.
The two titans of my childhood mall dreams, gone in one summer...it hurts, but I don't want them standing long enough to become Northridge.
The two titans of my childhood mall dreams, gone in one summer...it hurts, but I don't want them standing long enough to become Northridge.
Thinking about these two this morning...
August 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I did NOT know this morning when I posted this, that a demolition contract has been awarded for both and they will be coming down soon.
The two titans of my childhood mall dreams, gone in one summer...it hurts, but I don't want them standing long enough to become Northridge.
The two titans of my childhood mall dreams, gone in one summer...it hurts, but I don't want them standing long enough to become Northridge.
Thinking about these two this morning...
August 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Thinking about these two this morning...
Show me your getaway vehicle
August 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Show me your getaway vehicle
My pledge to you is: If you show up to watch one of my videos, I'm not going to waste one second of the run time complaining about the people who didn't.
August 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My pledge to you is: If you show up to watch one of my videos, I'm not going to waste one second of the run time complaining about the people who didn't.
Hey guys there’s a lot of new videos premiering tonight from Sal, @yodelingloon.bsky.social and TheMallFox
August 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hey guys there’s a lot of new videos premiering tonight from Sal, @yodelingloon.bsky.social and TheMallFox
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ExLog 136 is now LIVE for Patrons!!
It's literally two ExLogs in one. Springfield Town Center and it's blandness forces me into an existential disaster to go visit and film the Eden Center Mini Mall. Premiere tonight at 8pm.
www.youtube.com/sal
www.patreon.com/salvatoreama...
It's literally two ExLogs in one. Springfield Town Center and it's blandness forces me into an existential disaster to go visit and film the Eden Center Mini Mall. Premiere tonight at 8pm.
www.youtube.com/sal
www.patreon.com/salvatoreama...
August 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ExLog 136 is now LIVE for Patrons!!
It's literally two ExLogs in one. Springfield Town Center and it's blandness forces me into an existential disaster to go visit and film the Eden Center Mini Mall. Premiere tonight at 8pm.
www.youtube.com/sal
www.patreon.com/salvatoreama...
It's literally two ExLogs in one. Springfield Town Center and it's blandness forces me into an existential disaster to go visit and film the Eden Center Mini Mall. Premiere tonight at 8pm.
www.youtube.com/sal
www.patreon.com/salvatoreama...
My week has been spent socializing three pounds of hyperkinetic orange fluff, and working on a new video. We're not QUITE done yet but it's coming next weekend--I really want to give this one the thought and analysis it deserves, and I just keep finding more pieces of the puzzle.
July 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My week has been spent socializing three pounds of hyperkinetic orange fluff, and working on a new video. We're not QUITE done yet but it's coming next weekend--I really want to give this one the thought and analysis it deserves, and I just keep finding more pieces of the puzzle.
As soon as I start remembering to read the cooking directions before I throw the box away it’s over for you bitches 🤣
July 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As soon as I start remembering to read the cooking directions before I throw the box away it’s over for you bitches 🤣
I wear an Icon Airform and while not high-end it’s a sight better than the Voss and HJC ones I had before now.
July 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I wear an Icon Airform and while not high-end it’s a sight better than the Voss and HJC ones I had before now.
Out here in my element (with cameras!)…new stuff soon!
July 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Out here in my element (with cameras!)…new stuff soon!
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*staring down an angry seagull*
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
July 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
*staring down an angry seagull*
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
This little guy treated our back door like a drive through for a week before we got so worried about him we brought him inside. He needs a home. He’s very sweet and is about 8 weeks old. If you’re in the KYOWV valley and have a place in your heart and home for this little guy my DM’s are open!
July 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This little guy treated our back door like a drive through for a week before we got so worried about him we brought him inside. He needs a home. He’s very sweet and is about 8 weeks old. If you’re in the KYOWV valley and have a place in your heart and home for this little guy my DM’s are open!
Sitcoms were right about one thing: when you're a woman and you turn 40, a secret package of Pepperidge Farm cookies materializes in your spice cabinet that you jealously guard.
July 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sitcoms were right about one thing: when you're a woman and you turn 40, a secret package of Pepperidge Farm cookies materializes in your spice cabinet that you jealously guard.
PSA: have a light hand with that energy Mio liquid. I think I consumed the equivalent of like 3 cups of coffee. I'm vibrating lmao.
July 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
PSA: have a light hand with that energy Mio liquid. I think I consumed the equivalent of like 3 cups of coffee. I'm vibrating lmao.
I dip my grilled cheese in ketchup, and I put ketchup on my macaroni and cheese. That's probably the worst thing about me. Now you know my secret. 😂
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I dip my grilled cheese in ketchup, and I put ketchup on my macaroni and cheese. That's probably the worst thing about me. Now you know my secret. 😂
I will never not share this when I see it
July 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I will never not share this when I see it
TONIGHT WE PREMIERE. Be there!
July 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
TONIGHT WE PREMIERE. Be there!
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"The labubu -- no, I will not say it. I will not legitimize this absurdity, not even in mockery. A rabbit in a suit, my god, and they sell for how much? I see, and -- no. No. What in the devil is a lafufu? Am I having some species of stroke?"
July 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"The labubu -- no, I will not say it. I will not legitimize this absurdity, not even in mockery. A rabbit in a suit, my god, and they sell for how much? I see, and -- no. No. What in the devil is a lafufu? Am I having some species of stroke?"
When People Capitalize Every Letter In Social Media Posts it Makes Their Words Look Like a Fall Out Boy Song Title
July 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
When People Capitalize Every Letter In Social Media Posts it Makes Their Words Look Like a Fall Out Boy Song Title
Me: “Sometimes I turn on The Love Boat as background noise when I’m working on something.”
My husband: “No, you get ideas for videos when you watch that show, Cruise Director.”
My husband: “No, you get ideas for videos when you watch that show, Cruise Director.”
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me: “Sometimes I turn on The Love Boat as background noise when I’m working on something.”
My husband: “No, you get ideas for videos when you watch that show, Cruise Director.”
My husband: “No, you get ideas for videos when you watch that show, Cruise Director.”
What mall could I possibly be talking about? 😘 also excuse my hair I have resigned myself to the idea that it’s just a benevolent creature that does what it wants, and it just lives on my head as a tenant 🤣
July 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What mall could I possibly be talking about? 😘 also excuse my hair I have resigned myself to the idea that it’s just a benevolent creature that does what it wants, and it just lives on my head as a tenant 🤣