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@scniab & @respectfulorcs from the other app

silly things| shit posts | tolkien | doctor who | good omens | OFMD | red dwarf | monkey island | marvel | alt music shit | linguistics | astronomy | idk whatever tickles my fancy

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that stobotnik yaoi be hitting fellas
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I could never be an archaeologist because nearly all artifacts look delicious.
January 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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rest in piss, anita bryant you homophobic bigot.
January 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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audiobooks should have subtitles
January 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Why is my vladdyy-boy being so creepy? #animalcrossing #pocketcamp
January 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
listen, those movies are great already, but what lee majdoub did with agent stone should be studied and somehow hung in a museum
January 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Am I the only one who gets like zero engagement on this app since the mass exodus? 😭
December 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
The worst thing about the Odyssey discourse is that the Wilson translation is the most accurate but I still like the Fitzgerald because of nostalgia and my preference for flowery text. However the most awful shits online have decided to hate Wilson for ✨other✨ reasons and ruined any real discussion
December 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Hitchin Dalek
December 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
@altonbrown.bsky.social I really need to know if it's an accident or intentional that some episodes of Cutthroat Kitchen have little snippets of the Goonies soundtrack
December 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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Awful news about Jimmy Carter but hope people come away from this understanding the very real dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation.
December 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Everything you weren't allowed to show in movies, 1934-1968
December 28, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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From this far to this close…

#GoodOmens
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
from here on out this is primarily a @leemajdoub.bsky.social number one stan account because that sonic movie was the greatest movie I've seen in at least 6 years and 4 months.
December 28, 2024 at 5:39 AM
This weighted blanket has me feeling like Giles Corey and don't tell me it's too soon for this joke. It's been 331 years.
December 28, 2024 at 5:36 AM
If you're not still on the other site you missed President Zelenskyy calling Putin a dumbass. I love him so much 🥹♥️
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Pro tip for parents: squeaky shoes for toddlers absolutely have a time and a place, but that place is not the zoo.
December 19, 2024 at 6:43 PM
One. Turtles are scary as fuck.
If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned their heads to look at you, how many turtles would it take to scare you off? That number is your Uncanny Rest-Area Restroom Turtle Number.
December 19, 2024 at 6:24 AM
I'm glad therapy is pretty normalized now but I'm also grateful it wasn't as common when my generation were kids because the trauma made my friends funny as fuck
December 17, 2024 at 5:02 PM
oh no, Beardo, please put some pants on
December 17, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
November 5, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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soulja boy saying YOOOOOOOOUUUU gives me more energy than any stimulant the soviets could invent
December 15, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Like this post if you love having cozy blankets in the winter time and/or would also fiddle Alfred Molina's diddle if given the opportunity
December 15, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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The Last Jedi was released 7 years ago today.

I chuckle to myself when I think that when I left the theater, I thought this movie would be absolutely adored by the fandom. Or at least that people would be normal about what is just a movie. In any case, it remains my favorite SW movie in decades.
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM