Unexpected Llama
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The Llama at your front door right now. He/him
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Someone should be able to apply to a place like Walmart or Target, work full-time, and be able to provide for themselves with that paycheck alone.
That’s not radical, it’s rational.
These corporations are making so much money, their employees should be able to pay their bills.
That’s not radical, it’s rational.
These corporations are making so much money, their employees should be able to pay their bills.
April 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Someone should be able to apply to a place like Walmart or Target, work full-time, and be able to provide for themselves with that paycheck alone.
That’s not radical, it’s rational.
These corporations are making so much money, their employees should be able to pay their bills.
That’s not radical, it’s rational.
These corporations are making so much money, their employees should be able to pay their bills.
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First RFK Jr says that people on the autism spectrum are useless eaters. And then he announces that the government is going to make a list of them, a “registry.”
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
First RFK Jr says that people on the autism spectrum are useless eaters. And then he announces that the government is going to make a list of them, a “registry.”
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Was just passed this from a fellow service academy grad. A Coast Guard Academy graduate posted this. They are reporting that ICE entered base housing and took a USCG spouse. I can’t confirm this but I’m calling for answers from the Coast Guard and Congress. This is unacceptable.
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Was just passed this from a fellow service academy grad. A Coast Guard Academy graduate posted this. They are reporting that ICE entered base housing and took a USCG spouse. I can’t confirm this but I’m calling for answers from the Coast Guard and Congress. This is unacceptable.
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Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult
April 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult
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uh, people definitely know what oligarchy means? the hell?
Ok how thirsty do we think Slotkin is to run for president in 2028 as a Sensible Centrist who was also a Troop (CIA)?
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
uh, people definitely know what oligarchy means? the hell?
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⚠️ First, Trump targets sites like ActBlue that help fund his opponents.
⚠️ Next, it’ll be the voters themselves.
And we better take that seriously.
⚠️ Next, it’ll be the voters themselves.
And we better take that seriously.
April 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
⚠️ First, Trump targets sites like ActBlue that help fund his opponents.
⚠️ Next, it’ll be the voters themselves.
And we better take that seriously.
⚠️ Next, it’ll be the voters themselves.
And we better take that seriously.
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“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis
March 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis
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SpaceX rocket explodes, causing some flight delays.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
March 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
SpaceX rocket explodes, causing some flight delays.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
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Congratulations on your Tesla purchase.
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Congratulations on your Tesla purchase.
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Go on, MAGA...
Try it.
Try it.
January 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Go on, MAGA...
Try it.
Try it.
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Can’t make it up
January 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can’t make it up
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
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Just a reminder that in December I warned that Donald Trump would pardon the Jan. 6 defendants and that some of them would form the core of a new pro-Trump militia movement.
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just a reminder that in December I warned that Donald Trump would pardon the Jan. 6 defendants and that some of them would form the core of a new pro-Trump militia movement.
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Well, what did they think was gonna happen??
January 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well, what did they think was gonna happen??
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They are still desperately using images people waving to deflect from the double Nazi salutes.
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They are still desperately using images people waving to deflect from the double Nazi salutes.
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Trump's "Free the Thugs" order commuted sentences of 1500+ charged with crimes connected to the January 6 insurrection, including violent militia leaders & one defendant who promised to shoot his children for turning him in.
Impacts: increased risk of domestic terrorism (5/5)
Impacts: increased risk of domestic terrorism (5/5)
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump's "Free the Thugs" order commuted sentences of 1500+ charged with crimes connected to the January 6 insurrection, including violent militia leaders & one defendant who promised to shoot his children for turning him in.
Impacts: increased risk of domestic terrorism (5/5)
Impacts: increased risk of domestic terrorism (5/5)
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Let's get into Trump's Executive Orders that threaten our national security— buckle up y'all.
(1/5)
(1/5)
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Let's get into Trump's Executive Orders that threaten our national security— buckle up y'all.
(1/5)
(1/5)
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If you call it ‘X’ I’m gonna think you’re a lost cause. If you say ‘The Gulf of America” I’m gonna know you are already lost.
January 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you call it ‘X’ I’m gonna think you’re a lost cause. If you say ‘The Gulf of America” I’m gonna know you are already lost.
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Pete Hegseth admitted to the Senate that he paid $50,000 (!!!) to silence a "Jane Doe" who accused him of rape.
But at his hearing last week, he said he was “falsely accused."
More questions than answers. We can't rush his vote and trust him with our national security.
But at his hearing last week, he said he was “falsely accused."
More questions than answers. We can't rush his vote and trust him with our national security.
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pete Hegseth admitted to the Senate that he paid $50,000 (!!!) to silence a "Jane Doe" who accused him of rape.
But at his hearing last week, he said he was “falsely accused."
More questions than answers. We can't rush his vote and trust him with our national security.
But at his hearing last week, he said he was “falsely accused."
More questions than answers. We can't rush his vote and trust him with our national security.
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It says a lot that trump spoke more harshly about a woman of the church, Bishop Mariann Budde, who asked him kindly to "have mercy," than he has EVER spoken about a murderous dictator like Vladimir Putin.
Fucking coward.
Fucking coward.
January 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It says a lot that trump spoke more harshly about a woman of the church, Bishop Mariann Budde, who asked him kindly to "have mercy," than he has EVER spoken about a murderous dictator like Vladimir Putin.
Fucking coward.
Fucking coward.
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If you're a federal worker and you want to blow the whistle and share emails or memos from the new administration, my DMs are open and I'll keep you anonymous.
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you're a federal worker and you want to blow the whistle and share emails or memos from the new administration, my DMs are open and I'll keep you anonymous.
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🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!