UnderwaterGhost
@underwatercop.bsky.social
Wolves wouldn't have me. I had to raise myself. Fuckin' words and such.
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Depression is like being told happiness is right around the corner but you live in a circle
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Depression is like being told happiness is right around the corner but you live in a circle
At least The Dead Milkmen are still making great music
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 AM
At least The Dead Milkmen are still making great music
POV: An eighty year old racist theater kid with HPV and syphilis gets in charge of all the bombs. Little kids don't like him; for good reason.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
POV: An eighty year old racist theater kid with HPV and syphilis gets in charge of all the bombs. Little kids don't like him; for good reason.
I don't even know what color my eyes are. My ID says brown, but they're not that. I guess they didn't get paid enough at the DMV to actually look.
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I don't even know what color my eyes are. My ID says brown, but they're not that. I guess they didn't get paid enough at the DMV to actually look.
Even with all that is happening because of humans being evil and greedy and absolutely fucking malicious.multiple fuckin genocides are happening right now!!? even with all that. Fuck tuberculosis. Fuck every government & every billionaire that isn't working to stop it. #taylorswift #fucktuberculosis
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Even with all that is happening because of humans being evil and greedy and absolutely fucking malicious.multiple fuckin genocides are happening right now!!? even with all that. Fuck tuberculosis. Fuck every government & every billionaire that isn't working to stop it. #taylorswift #fucktuberculosis
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Haddock At the Disco
Dies
Who's there?
Haddock At the Disco
Dies
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Haddock At the Disco
Dies
Who's there?
Haddock At the Disco
Dies
Happy birthday, Uncle Lloyd
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy birthday, Uncle Lloyd
Does anyone remember K.A.N.G.?
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Does anyone remember K.A.N.G.?
Adam Sandler's untalented racist friend who never has to work again for residuals of his racist depictions is sad. After never being funny and being(once again) racist af, he deserves our pity. This poor millionaire racist. My heart vomits
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Adam Sandler's untalented racist friend who never has to work again for residuals of his racist depictions is sad. After never being funny and being(once again) racist af, he deserves our pity. This poor millionaire racist. My heart vomits
Hank is one of the best boys. I don't need an argument to disregard this fact. Crap. One day. Fuckin tuberculosis. He is a great human; buy his socks, or donate or what have you
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Hank is one of the best boys. I don't need an argument to disregard this fact. Crap. One day. Fuckin tuberculosis. He is a great human; buy his socks, or donate or what have you
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"Update software?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"Update software?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
I do believe we are still in the rich people being out of touch part of capitalism. They're really trying to hold on to that shit
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I do believe we are still in the rich people being out of touch part of capitalism. They're really trying to hold on to that shit
He's not our real dad.
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He's not our real dad.
How fucking dare you? This world... 😭 fight for love. Fight for humanity. No person is free until every human being is free. I can't even poem about the horror. Free Palestine. Fuck genocide.
October 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
How fucking dare you? This world... 😭 fight for love. Fight for humanity. No person is free until every human being is free. I can't even poem about the horror. Free Palestine. Fuck genocide.
Chumbawa knew what was going on
September 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Chumbawa knew what was going on
August 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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with alt text for accessibility:
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
The cost to end homelessness in the U.S. is also only $10 billion a year with a housing-first approach.
Billionaires are directly stealing from all of us.
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
The cost to end homelessness in the U.S. is also only $10 billion a year with a housing-first approach.
Billionaires are directly stealing from all of us.
July 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
with alt text for accessibility:
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
The cost to end homelessness in the U.S. is also only $10 billion a year with a housing-first approach.
Billionaires are directly stealing from all of us.
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
The cost to end homelessness in the U.S. is also only $10 billion a year with a housing-first approach.
Billionaires are directly stealing from all of us.
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Here are the current 246 signatories of this letter. We are all active Bluesky users, many of us from Gaza but most of us are not. We all however think this app is a better place when the voices of Palestinians in Gaza are heard.
Add your own name here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Add your own name here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
May 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Here are the current 246 signatories of this letter. We are all active Bluesky users, many of us from Gaza but most of us are not. We all however think this app is a better place when the voices of Palestinians in Gaza are heard.
Add your own name here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Add your own name here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I weep from the overwhelming feeling of love that is communicated toward this thing I am. What of it?
April 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I weep from the overwhelming feeling of love that is communicated toward this thing I am. What of it?
I'll make a better avi. I thought maybe using my original art would let people know that I'm running from birds; birds that are fascist cunts.
April 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I'll make a better avi. I thought maybe using my original art would let people know that I'm running from birds; birds that are fascist cunts.
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I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
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Hey quick question have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Oh wow that’s crazy in that case have you ever felt a pain so powerful/so heavy you collapse?
March 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey quick question have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Oh wow that’s crazy in that case have you ever felt a pain so powerful/so heavy you collapse?
It's not the first time that I've had the longest twenty minutes of my life, but it's the freshest
March 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's not the first time that I've had the longest twenty minutes of my life, but it's the freshest
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Marco Rubio just announced that the State Department will take away at least 300 more visas of students who "create a ruckus."
oh no, not the dreaded ruckus! how can democracy function where there is a ruckus, or god forbid, rucki (more than one ruckus). if they attempt hijinx, it’s over!
oh no, not the dreaded ruckus! how can democracy function where there is a ruckus, or god forbid, rucki (more than one ruckus). if they attempt hijinx, it’s over!
March 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Marco Rubio just announced that the State Department will take away at least 300 more visas of students who "create a ruckus."
oh no, not the dreaded ruckus! how can democracy function where there is a ruckus, or god forbid, rucki (more than one ruckus). if they attempt hijinx, it’s over!
oh no, not the dreaded ruckus! how can democracy function where there is a ruckus, or god forbid, rucki (more than one ruckus). if they attempt hijinx, it’s over!
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The SAVE act is going to disenfranchise millions of Americans from voting. Please watch and sign the petition:
March 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The SAVE act is going to disenfranchise millions of Americans from voting. Please watch and sign the petition: