Under No Control
@undernocontrol.bsky.social
(She/Them Titties) I play videogames sometimes.
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IM GONNA SHOVE $8 UP MY FUCKING ASS!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ELON?
I SHOVED $8 UP MY ASS, YOU IDIOT!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ELON?
I SHOVED $8 UP MY ASS, YOU IDIOT!
Just got a Samsung galaxy s25 FE to replace my fuckass moto edge just to go to @dbrand.bsky.social website to see they dont support it, really wanted that new sketch 2D skin
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Just got a Samsung galaxy s25 FE to replace my fuckass moto edge just to go to @dbrand.bsky.social website to see they dont support it, really wanted that new sketch 2D skin
I hate megaman now
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I hate megaman now
Its the french takeover on the game awards
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Its the french takeover on the game awards
The expedition 33 awards is so good this year
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The expedition 33 awards is so good this year
The Quest 3 might be getting the boot next year
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Quest 3 might be getting the boot next year
Silksong is real, time to go back to Half-Life 3
September 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Silksong is real, time to go back to Half-Life 3
I want to go to a Tesla dealership just so I can look at a Cybertruck up close.
"Oh, are you interested in buying a Cybertruck?"
No, I just think it looks really funny.
"Oh, are you interested in buying a Cybertruck?"
No, I just think it looks really funny.
August 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I want to go to a Tesla dealership just so I can look at a Cybertruck up close.
"Oh, are you interested in buying a Cybertruck?"
No, I just think it looks really funny.
"Oh, are you interested in buying a Cybertruck?"
No, I just think it looks really funny.
I like my man like I like my coffee, Ill take a tea
August 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I like my man like I like my coffee, Ill take a tea
The day Nintendo starts making live service games will be the day I consider video games to be dead
August 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The day Nintendo starts making live service games will be the day I consider video games to be dead
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Theres no way, must be dreaming
May 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Theres no way, must be dreaming
The concept of breakfast food and lunch food is dumb
May 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The concept of breakfast food and lunch food is dumb
I just put pickles on my plain chicken burger and now i feel so butch
May 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just put pickles on my plain chicken burger and now i feel so butch
My GF just got a reference letter for bottom surgery and now she is eating a sausage and meatballs to celebrate
May 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My GF just got a reference letter for bottom surgery and now she is eating a sausage and meatballs to celebrate
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Fun Facts With Bernoulli-
Extra Chocolate Facts:
The amount of chocolate that a dog can eat is zero BUT smaller dogs are more affected AND dark chocolate is much more dangerous than milk chocolate.
A small dog can have a toxic dose at under 1oz/28g which is a tiny amount.
Extra Chocolate Facts:
The amount of chocolate that a dog can eat is zero BUT smaller dogs are more affected AND dark chocolate is much more dangerous than milk chocolate.
A small dog can have a toxic dose at under 1oz/28g which is a tiny amount.
April 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Fun Facts With Bernoulli-
Extra Chocolate Facts:
The amount of chocolate that a dog can eat is zero BUT smaller dogs are more affected AND dark chocolate is much more dangerous than milk chocolate.
A small dog can have a toxic dose at under 1oz/28g which is a tiny amount.
Extra Chocolate Facts:
The amount of chocolate that a dog can eat is zero BUT smaller dogs are more affected AND dark chocolate is much more dangerous than milk chocolate.
A small dog can have a toxic dose at under 1oz/28g which is a tiny amount.
Imagine getting this in the mail when youre hoping for a new release, got the same vibes as getting a googly eye in a switch case
March 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Imagine getting this in the mail when youre hoping for a new release, got the same vibes as getting a googly eye in a switch case
All at the same time
January 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
All at the same time
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some of u would rather use ChatGPT than chat with an LGBT
October 27, 2023 at 6:27 PM
some of u would rather use ChatGPT than chat with an LGBT
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Huh
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
theonion.com/texas-bans-s...
theonion.com/texas-bans-s...
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Huh
I have no more tears to cry after watching Arcane
December 9, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I have no more tears to cry after watching Arcane
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Ooh. This could be a classic.
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Ooh. This could be a classic.
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EVERYONE LISTEN TO TRANSA NOW‼️‼️‼️ AND SURRENDER YOUR GENDER TO LJG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
One of the best tracks I’ll ever be a part of recording is out now for you to hear… Genuinely worth dropping everything you’re doing to listen to immediately I swear…
open.spotify.com/track/5EeYfQ...
open.spotify.com/track/5EeYfQ...
Surrender Your Gender
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
EVERYONE LISTEN TO TRANSA NOW‼️‼️‼️ AND SURRENDER YOUR GENDER TO LJG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️