YourSupportiveUncle
@unclenoble.bsky.social
Your supportive uncle. You're doing great kid. Proud of you.
triflin ass mud cat
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
triflin ass mud cat
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If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners
September 1, 2023 at 6:58 PM
If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners
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conclave but it costars the penguins of madagascar.
February 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
conclave but it costars the penguins of madagascar.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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I appreciate that this dominant Eagles first half is leading immediately into a concert by the patron saint of blowout victories
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I appreciate that this dominant Eagles first half is leading immediately into a concert by the patron saint of blowout victories
Just sat down to play games and forgot to turn the big light off and fuck why do we even have one
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just sat down to play games and forgot to turn the big light off and fuck why do we even have one
Nothing pisses me off more than hiccups. Fuckin get over it I say to myself as I hiccup all over my house. Turns out I'm the worst.
January 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Nothing pisses me off more than hiccups. Fuckin get over it I say to myself as I hiccup all over my house. Turns out I'm the worst.
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—Franz Kafka (1912)
January 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
—Franz Kafka (1912)
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Take a deep breath.
Look around.
Find one thing you can do to help someone else.
Do it.
Take another deep breath.
Look around.
Find one thing you can do to help someone else.
Do it.
Take another deep breath.
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Take a deep breath.
Look around.
Find one thing you can do to help someone else.
Do it.
Take another deep breath.
Look around.
Find one thing you can do to help someone else.
Do it.
Take another deep breath.
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maybe the real skibidi toilet was the gyatts we rizzed along the way
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
maybe the real skibidi toilet was the gyatts we rizzed along the way
TikTok is being real weird today. Anybody know what's going on?
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
TikTok is being real weird today. Anybody know what's going on?
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Grackle on a capybara
January 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Grackle on a capybara
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What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
Today I found that I'm at the age where dancing around on the shitter at the WalMart is inevitable cuz they're playing Paramore and Jesus christ they're playing Paramore in the shitter at the WalMart.
December 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Today I found that I'm at the age where dancing around on the shitter at the WalMart is inevitable cuz they're playing Paramore and Jesus christ they're playing Paramore in the shitter at the WalMart.
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The easily offended deserve to be easily offended.
December 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The easily offended deserve to be easily offended.
Yo Billie Eilish got so many teef
December 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Yo Billie Eilish got so many teef
Neither of these things are anywhere near my niche, but Timothée Chalamet on GameDay is blowing me up.
December 8, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Neither of these things are anywhere near my niche, but Timothée Chalamet on GameDay is blowing me up.
I've been playing Nine Sols, and it's gorgeous and brutal and so so good so far. I'm only about 45% of the way through it, but it's 10/9 Sols.
December 7, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I've been playing Nine Sols, and it's gorgeous and brutal and so so good so far. I'm only about 45% of the way through it, but it's 10/9 Sols.
I'm a regular fuckin nobody but all these newly signed up spoof and spam accounts can go head and follow me freely
December 7, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I'm a regular fuckin nobody but all these newly signed up spoof and spam accounts can go head and follow me freely
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My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 PM
My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Can't tell if these nightsweats are from still being sick or my developing addiction to dayquil
December 3, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Can't tell if these nightsweats are from still being sick or my developing addiction to dayquil
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
I keep my wallet made of cheese so they know I got that cheddar in my pocket
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I keep my wallet made of cheese so they know I got that cheddar in my pocket
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my favorite Amish cereal is Raisin' Barn
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
my favorite Amish cereal is Raisin' Barn