uncleeric.bsky.social
@uncleeric.bsky.social
Thank you to the new dog who left me a massive piece of carrot cake yesterday. You have no idea how much I needed the sugar right then.

#Consett #dogwalker #CakeBetterThanPotNoodles
January 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding

Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.

Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today

#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
January 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Pet peeve in books. Really grinds my gears.
In 2 years, I have read 4 maybe 5 police procedureal books which have a pregnant police woman.
Each time, said policewoman is put in mortal danger.

Starts to ruin the story, knowing the same stuff will happen again
#writing #crimebooks
January 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Not even in charge yet and nearly at war with Europe

What an orange moron

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Europe will not allow attacks, says France, after Trump Greenland threat
The intervention comes after Trump reiterated his desire to acquire the autonomous Danish territory.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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When I come back from my holidays my phone will be full of pictures of my wife stuck in the sand.
This AI picture is a prediction 😂
January 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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In case anyone wishes to dabble on RobinHood. Here's a link which would benefit both of us
join.robinhood.com/ericl-22caf8f2
Get a gift stock when you sign up. Limitations apply.
join.robinhood.com
December 31, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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My new series is live! If you like a police procedural with some forensic linguistics this might be for you

mybook.to/AKillerConve...
January 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Someone keeps stealing wor granddaughters chair
#brianthegit
January 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Cold init
January 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Billy, my new accountant, is training #flamingfiona on how to do invoices, as apparently I'm crap at it

#Consett #petcare
December 22, 2024 at 9:52 AM
One of my customers is ready for rowdy children visiting at Christmas

#Consett #dogwalker
December 19, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Looking for 'The Darkroom' as a Christmas gift? 🎁 These wonderful indie bookshops have it in stock—or can get it for you, fast 📚

Please support these local gems 📚😎

📚 @book-ish.bsky.social

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📚 criminallygoodbooks.co.uk

#ShopIndie #Books
December 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Don't let this photo fool you.
My grandson is a complete knob head

#Consett #dogwalker
November 27, 2024 at 8:01 AM
New customer.
#Consett #petcare
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 AM
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
@shazzagirl.bsky.social don't say I don't do anything for you
November 23, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Literally..
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Big Opening Today!
The Balloons are up!
@farplace.bsky.social
#Consett #animalrescue #cats
#vegan #charity
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 AM
@consettmaths.bsky.social is this you Greg?
November 23, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I repeat. Cold init
#Consett #dogwalker #notoday
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Cold init in Consett
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM