Thank you to the new dog who left me a massive piece of carrot cake yesterday. You have no idea how much I needed the sugar right then.

#Consett #dogwalker #CakeBetterThanPotNoodles

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding

Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.

Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today

#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips

Someone keeps stealing wor granddaughters chair
#brianthegit

Cold init

Billy, my new accountant, is training #flamingfiona on how to do invoices, as apparently I'm crap at it

#Consett #petcare

One of my customers is ready for rowdy children visiting at Christmas

#Consett #dogwalker

Don't let this photo fool you.
My grandson is a complete knob head

#Consett #dogwalker

New customer.
#Consett #petcare

I repeat. Cold init
#Consett #dogwalker #notoday

Cold init in Consett