Matt Carson
@uncarsonable.bsky.social
I am a graphic arts professional. Park Slope dad, yo-yo trickist, bad movie connoisewer.
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
You’re Taxation.
I need you at Representation.
I need you at Representation.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You’re Taxation.
I need you at Representation.
I need you at Representation.
I too lost a Teen Vogue job in back in 2017 after they shuttered their print edition. I was very proud to have worked there.
thank you for the outpouring of support!
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin
More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover
www.gofundme.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I too lost a Teen Vogue job in back in 2017 after they shuttered their print edition. I was very proud to have worked there.
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Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
August 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
Show me your getaway vehicle
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Show me your getaway vehicle
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is where I post from
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers
Reposted by Matt Carson
Also available: Trump Always Beefs Out Bowl
May 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Also available: Trump Always Beefs Out Bowl
Happy 73rd birthday to Mr. T!
May 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Happy 73rd birthday to Mr. T!
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
May 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing
May 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The average American has three friends
The process of selecting a new Pope:
April 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The process of selecting a new Pope:
The process of selecting a new Pope:
April 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The process of selecting a new Pope:
Some good words from my alma mater.
University Declaration for Rümeysa Öztürk
University Declaration for Rümeysa ÖztürkApril 2, 2025Dear Tufts community,Please see below a declaration by Tufts University in support of a motion filed today by Rümeysa Öztürk’s legal team in Öztür...
www.tufts.edu
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Some good words from my alma mater.
For me these four logos heralded the approach of (clockwise from top left) Real Genius, Robocop, Outrageous Fortune, and The Hidden.
March 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
For me these four logos heralded the approach of (clockwise from top left) Real Genius, Robocop, Outrageous Fortune, and The Hidden.
Some movies I’ve seen wherein Gene Hackman tears a thing apart looking for something hidden inside, ranked:
1) The French Connection, 1971 / The Conversation, 1974 (TIE)
1) The French Connection, 1971 / The Conversation, 1974 (TIE)
March 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Some movies I’ve seen wherein Gene Hackman tears a thing apart looking for something hidden inside, ranked:
1) The French Connection, 1971 / The Conversation, 1974 (TIE)
1) The French Connection, 1971 / The Conversation, 1974 (TIE)
You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?
March 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?
Pete Hegseth and Jeffrey Goldberg in the group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pete Hegseth and Jeffrey Goldberg in the group chat
This week we started potty training Last Splash
March 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This week we started potty training Last Splash