Matt Carson
@uncarsonable.bsky.social
I am a graphic arts professional. Park Slope dad, yo-yo trickist, bad movie connoisewer.
“We gotta start thinking beyond our guns. This years are closing fast.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“We gotta start thinking beyond our guns. This years are closing fast.”
You only have to type “work-life integration” a little bit wrong and it autocorrects to “work-life infection.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You only have to type “work-life integration” a little bit wrong and it autocorrects to “work-life infection.”
Police Wickedemy
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Police Wickedemy
He better eat his Wheaties at home because nobody in New York will sell him food without spit in it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
He better eat his Wheaties at home because nobody in New York will sell him food without spit in it.
Gluten intolerance is right there in the subtext throughout Rebel Without a Cause (1955).
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gluten intolerance is right there in the subtext throughout Rebel Without a Cause (1955).
A three-ee hour tooooouuuur
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A three-ee hour tooooouuuur
You can sing the lyrics from the Gilligan’s Island theme to the tune of Court of the Crimson King.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You can sing the lyrics from the Gilligan’s Island theme to the tune of Court of the Crimson King.
“Is Jared Leto in it?”
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Is Jared Leto in it?”
My Bond continuity problem is that Felix Leiter grew back all the limbs that sharks chewed off him in Licence to Kill.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My Bond continuity problem is that Felix Leiter grew back all the limbs that sharks chewed off him in Licence to Kill.
He is positioned in the way between us and Liberty.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
He is positioned in the way between us and Liberty.
The execrable Butterfinger is like a temu version of the delicious 5th Avenue
October 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The execrable Butterfinger is like a temu version of the delicious 5th Avenue
That second person is also a freaky ghost, which is how there came to be dos of them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That second person is also a freaky ghost, which is how there came to be dos of them.
Every graffitied swastika I’ve ever seen was drawn sloppily.
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Every graffitied swastika I’ve ever seen was drawn sloppily.
Three pussies on one cock! Wouldn’t have expected porn this hot out of Alabama.
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Three pussies on one cock! Wouldn’t have expected porn this hot out of Alabama.
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Judges would also accept Nazareth PA here
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Judges would also accept Nazareth PA here
As a book adaptation, the trims made to Christine are flawless. Everything that remains is load bearing and fits together snugly. And the engine noise in lieu of music under the opening titles reallyreally does it for me.
October 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
As a book adaptation, the trims made to Christine are flawless. Everything that remains is load bearing and fits together snugly. And the engine noise in lieu of music under the opening titles reallyreally does it for me.
I’ve died on that hill many times, usually killed by The Shining, but I’ve always repaired myself and gotten back on the road.
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ve died on that hill many times, usually killed by The Shining, but I’ve always repaired myself and gotten back on the road.
Betcha anything it’s written phonetically for him. Sov-rinz
September 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Betcha anything it’s written phonetically for him. Sov-rinz
“And therefore I, Congressmam Haleem Jeffries, will ___________”
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“And therefore I, Congressmam Haleem Jeffries, will ___________”