Umar Ditta
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Umar Ditta
@umarditta.bsky.social
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Have you ingested poison and you need to make yourself throw up but you just can't?

Try listening to "Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
Guys, this winter is pretty stacked for entertainment. I can't wait to not watch Stranger Things season 5 or Avatar 3.
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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They should make a sequel to You're Next (2011) and call it Your Next.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
To my future robot overlords, I will forever call you "a fucking clanker".
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
They should make a sequel to You're Next (2011) and call it Your Next.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I watched that Eddie Murphy doc on netflix.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It’s been a year since When the Blood has Dried’s TPB release. @romeroart.bsky.social @beccasee.bsky.social @marcorudy.bsky.social @jamesbemmett.bsky.social and I put our all into this fantasy-western mashup about the weight of violence and how to live in its wake. It’s a special book. Seek it out.
An exciting delivery in the post today, my comps for the collected edition of When the Blood has Dried. The folks over at @madcavestudios.bsky.social really went all out and I couldn’t be happier with it, just look at that spot gloss!

Available in all good bookshops from 19th November!
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Y'know...if I was a hate-filled bigoted dickhead, I'd think every nice and helpful thing was "woke garbage" too.
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The hardest worker in the office.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The really depressing thing about AI is it proves how little most people care about art. This is very funny, but also, so many people will have had to look at this and not one of them stopped and said "what is this absolute shit?"
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No person is inherently evil.

Except the Hamburglar. He can rot in hell.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It came out in December 2024 but I'd say "How To Make Millions Before Grandma Dies".

It's a weepy one. You've been warned.
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I just want to say that if I'm half as good as @benjaminaefilby.bsky.social's dad @filbs.bsky.social and @erikapriceart.bsky.social's dad Ian in raising my soon-to-be born child, I would be happy.

I had great chats with both of them over Thought Bubble weekend and I left each chat feeling wiser.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Each day, Labour are becoming more and more like Brother Barry with his "bomb the mosque" idea.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
And I think, legally speaking, the ads for Monster Fucker™️ have to be directed by Guillermo del Toro.
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yo @iwriteok.bsky.social, your episodes on Thomas Thistlewood and his terrible, terrible exploits were some of fucking worst things my ears were ever privvy to.

So...congrats?
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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//fantasticfour27coverremix//
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"Umar, how much have you spent at thought bubble today?"
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the words `` it 's '' written above him .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the words `` it 's '' written above him .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My highlight of Thought Bubble was telling all my friends, in person, that I am going to be a father.

You think I'd get tired of telling dozens and dozens this but alas I did not.

Good Thought Bubble this year 😊
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Thought Bubble 2025 is done! A huge thank you to everyone involved in the making and enjoying of this year; our incredible guests, our inspiring exhibitors, every single ticket holder, the wonderful and excellent volunteers, HCC staff and everyone else in between!

Let's do it again next year!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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SINK Vol 3 sold out, so for the last half hour of Thought Bubble the bundle deal is SINK Vols 1 and 2 and a Mr. Dig plushie for £40! Come get it at Table C50 in 2000AD Hall while you still can!
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Like fantasy? Like mystery? Like hunky orcs? The Curious Trade of Grawlgore & Shanks is coming in 2026, but the last remaining copies of the Grawlgore & Shanks advance first edition pilot chapter are available at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social, from Table C50 at 2000AD Hall.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ain't this the same dipshit from less than a month ago? 😂

Might want to extend that break from X, sonny jim..
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Thought Bubble! Find me in Bubbleboy hall and admire my design skills! #thoughtbubble
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM