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#2025 is the sum of the first 9 cubes 🤩

1+8+27+64+125+216+343+512+729 🥂 🎉 🎆 🎇 🧮
December 31, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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ihavethatonvinyl.com
happy new year
January 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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muellershewrote.com
Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
umacontaqlqr.bsky.social
como programador e radicalizado, eu queria muito que o anonymous fosse algo sério. mas não é. não existe ação individual pra mudar o coletivo. e eu acho que a gente devia parar de fingir que existe. mudança é organização da classe, nada diferente disso
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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brahma.bsky.social
tomar aquela que deixou o freddie groger
yobrunasoares.bsky.social Bruna Soares @yobrunasoares.bsky.social · Dec 13
É sexta-feira 13

Tomar aquela deixou a bruxa de blair
December 13, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
Sick guy: I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.. LEMME CONSULT THE FLOWCHART... Flowchart: "SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR (OR DENTIST) *A single arrow points to another card* "IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU USE YOUR FINAL DAYS TO TERRORIZE AND ELIMINATE HEALTH EXECUTIVES TO ENACT REAL CHANGE" *sick guy, dressed like Rambo*: cough cough
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
umacontaqlqr.bsky.social
alexa, descagar minhas calças
November 26, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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lenanidro.bsky.social
não sei explicar mas sinto que coletivos de corrida fazem parte da estética do projeto político neopentecostal fascista latifundiário monocultor ultraneoliberal que tá sendo posto em prática no brasil junto das novelas agro é pop, lipolad e crianças coach que simulam podcasts
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Two movie executives look at a computer and says "This shitty failure from the internet has gone suepr viral!" The other one says "Clearly this whole shitty failure I.P. has legs!" The first one rails a line while saying "god, I love Ketamine." A man sees a Variety cover stating "shitty failure optioned for$866 Million!" Two walk out of the Shitty Failure movie starring Barry Keoghan. One says "wow the shitty failure movie was so boring..."
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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sorian.bsky.social
não culpe a raça culpe a criança. pitbull é pra comer criança
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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senatorivy.com
These. OG Xbox case screws. They're so good for ear cleaning. The 360 ones are smaller and smoother but these are the real deal ear destroyers. I got so much ear skin damage from these things it's insane.
OG xbox screws, the perfect ear cleaners
November 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
umacontaqlqr.bsky.social
uma coisa que os adultos nao te contam é o quanto as pessoas ficam chatas quando crescem. mano vc tem 24 anos como assim seu hobby é formula um vai tomar no cu
November 12, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
umacontaqlqr.bsky.social
culpando a populaçao pelas vitórias do fascismo; clássica social-democracia
desoladude.bsky.social dude @desoladude.bsky.social · Nov 6
o webpetismo já começa a ensaiar os discursos pra quando for enrabado pelo Jair ou algum de seus comparsas
November 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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shud.in
X is just a unstyled close button
November 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
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The scene from the Boondocks where Huey, dead-eyed and tired with bags under his eyes asks Granddad: “Granddad, what do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do?” Grandad: “You do what you can.”
November 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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ozysmandias.bsky.social
November 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
umacontaqlqr.bsky.social
eu nao sei o que é a substancia mas eu mandava pra dentro
November 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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brahma.bsky.social
alexa, descagar calças
October 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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ieonardodavinci.bsky.social
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
umacontaqlqr.bsky.social
mais uma vez a esquerda nacional tentando combater o discurso de que é radical ao invés de aceitar e cair matando nos crimes eleitorais e nas questoes q importam

quem diria que conciliar com o status quo sempre vai pender pra direita
October 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM