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dave chappell roan
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i said forget about it, cuh
trump is the smallest person in a room of people that includes kevin hart.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
mood
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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You can trace a straight line between this moment, McConnell’s declaration that his task was to make Obama a one-term President, and Newt Gingrich’s whole congressional program.
Johnson admits that Republicans refuse to fund SNAP because it would "reduce the pressure" on Democrats
October 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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dodgers if you want to fix this you need to eject marlins man
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
dwight powell >>>> anthony davis
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Thinking about becoming Impossible To Work With in 2026
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the other app has had me suspended for 7 weeks, so here we are.
August 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i forgot this existed
January 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
if you can’t relate to de’vondre campbell at least a little bit you’ve never had a real job
December 13, 2024 at 4:35 PM
lower room here i come
December 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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i guess we're here now. fuck elon
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
i want to go back to simpler times when my biggest concern was elvis andrus hitting for power AND average and i’d eagerly await TROT COFFEY daily.
December 6, 2024 at 8:43 PM
10/10 comment work
December 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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In Pauls Valley, OK I watched a guy shovel out .22 casings from a cup holder to put a beer in it at 7:45 a.m.

it's y'alls if you want to claim it
Don't have any takes to get off but would love a ruling on whether Oklahoma qualifies as the south or not so I can properly self identify
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
spotify said you listened to hundreds of hours of fantasy podcasts just to be last in your league, tragic.
December 5, 2024 at 6:59 PM
a necessary and welcome opposition to the notorious “bikers FOR child abuse”
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
lmaooo
December 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
i know i’m getting old because the energy to download this app and start my account was almost enough to make me give up on both apps
December 4, 2024 at 7:44 PM
aight then
December 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM