ultra-mk.bsky.social
@ultra-mk.bsky.social
He/Him Tech. Podcasts. Dogs. Chicago. In reverse order
Kelpie is on the internet for the first time today.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Kelpie is on the internet for the first time today.
Getting out of Slough House.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Getting out of Slough House.
Regardless of what happens this has been an amazing World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Regardless of what happens this has been an amazing World Series.
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
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Arsenal fans after 4-0:
an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
ALT: an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Arsenal fans after 4-0:
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Faithful fam, we have to tell you that this is the END.... of the World Episode Drop Day!!!! 🔥 Episode 6: Angels, Armies, and Armageddon is available to download on your favorite podcast platform!
July 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Faithful fam, we have to tell you that this is the END.... of the World Episode Drop Day!!!! 🔥 Episode 6: Angels, Armies, and Armageddon is available to download on your favorite podcast platform!
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honestly not right now, the funk soul brother
July 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
honestly not right now, the funk soul brother
Same energy most days TBQH
July 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Same energy most days TBQH
Brave: the web browser dedicated to security by making sure no pages ever load. Ever.
July 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Brave: the web browser dedicated to security by making sure no pages ever load. Ever.
The Killer Buttholes
Ruin a book title by replacing one word with butthole.
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Butthole
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Butthole
Ruin a book title by replacing one word with butthole.
Sophie's Butthole
Sophie's Butthole
June 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Killer Buttholes
I have enjoyed collard greens for my entire adult life. Today, I made some for the first time. Why didn't anyone tell me about pot likker????
May 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have enjoyed collard greens for my entire adult life. Today, I made some for the first time. Why didn't anyone tell me about pot likker????
I accidentally typed the word "thinkering" instead of "tinkering" and yanno what? I'm keeping it. New word alert.
April 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I accidentally typed the word "thinkering" instead of "tinkering" and yanno what? I'm keeping it. New word alert.
Rothko has been my favorite artist for 30 years. I’ve more or less always appreciated his are on the 5 year old’s level.
I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.
April 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Rothko has been my favorite artist for 30 years. I’ve more or less always appreciated his are on the 5 year old’s level.
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Goodnight, HEAT Prince
April 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Goodnight, HEAT Prince
@reid9.bsky.social really enjoyed your talk this morning. Excellent stuff.
March 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@reid9.bsky.social really enjoyed your talk this morning. Excellent stuff.
Hanging out in my local and “Rusty Cage” by Soundgarden just came on. I may be old but this shit still slaps.
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hanging out in my local and “Rusty Cage” by Soundgarden just came on. I may be old but this shit still slaps.
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1. Interview with the Vampire
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
October 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
1. Interview with the Vampire
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
2. HR Screening with the Vampire
3. Technical Interview with the Vampire
4. The Vampire’s Interview with the Team
5. Hello, Vampire! Unfortunately, we’re not ready to invite you in for this position at the moment. Please stay in touch for opportunities for other roles.
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Watching Keanu Reeves do that AI commercial is giving me big Matt Damon doing crypto energy
October 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Watching Keanu Reeves do that AI commercial is giving me big Matt Damon doing crypto energy
I’m surprised how many of these Yankee pitchers look like they only ingest meth.
October 29, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I’m surprised how many of these Yankee pitchers look like they only ingest meth.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,028,697!
September 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,028,697!
Buddy? Is that his given name? The one I gave him yeah.
September 5, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Buddy? Is that his given name? The one I gave him yeah.
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I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just at Ashland/Elston/Armitage.
August 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just at Ashland/Elston/Armitage.
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Are your bags packed? 'Cause we're heading to Christian Summer Camp this week! MK recounts his stories of (parent and Jesus approved) summer camps he attended, saxophone dates he went on in the woods, and the crushing defeat of losing the preaching competition. Download it today!
August 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Are your bags packed? 'Cause we're heading to Christian Summer Camp this week! MK recounts his stories of (parent and Jesus approved) summer camps he attended, saxophone dates he went on in the woods, and the crushing defeat of losing the preaching competition. Download it today!
Bluetooth: We. Will. Never. Fix. Our. Shit.
August 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Bluetooth: We. Will. Never. Fix. Our. Shit.