Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉
@ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social
Being an asshat is a choice. Don't make it.
I block bots, AI "artists", spammers, sus accounts (who follows 30k people?), OF accounts, a-holes and people that want to sell me something.
Banner: Glados and a deer. Pfp: TF2's Spy's head (he's fine)
I block bots, AI "artists", spammers, sus accounts (who follows 30k people?), OF accounts, a-holes and people that want to sell me something.
Banner: Glados and a deer. Pfp: TF2's Spy's head (he's fine)
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I realized I don't have pinned post, so here it goes:
LGBTQ rights are human rights. Fuck TERFs.
Putting people down won't make you taller, it makes you smaller.
Don't tolerate the intolerant.
Like the great philosophers said:
Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!
LGBTQ rights are human rights. Fuck TERFs.
Putting people down won't make you taller, it makes you smaller.
Don't tolerate the intolerant.
Like the great philosophers said:
Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!
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sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Thursday! What a concept!
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thursday! What a concept!
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lmao even the machine doesnt consider AI images to be art
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
lmao even the machine doesnt consider AI images to be art
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
"All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
Clarence Darrow, misatributed to Mark Twain.
Clarence Darrow, misatributed to Mark Twain.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
Clarence Darrow, misatributed to Mark Twain.
Clarence Darrow, misatributed to Mark Twain.
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Reject modernity, go back to Cretaceous monotremes.
July 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reject modernity, go back to Cretaceous monotremes.
I'm out of the loop, why is everyone having Nazi symbols tattooed?
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm out of the loop, why is everyone having Nazi symbols tattooed?
Today, for a lot of people, is finally October 8th.
October 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today, for a lot of people, is finally October 8th.
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My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.
October 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.
The USA got to this point slowly, like the boiling frog metaphor.
But something that I find explains it better is this example: if you own a bar, a Nazi walks in, and you don't kick them out, then your bar is a Nazi bar now.
The United States has been a Nazi country for a long, long time.
But something that I find explains it better is this example: if you own a bar, a Nazi walks in, and you don't kick them out, then your bar is a Nazi bar now.
The United States has been a Nazi country for a long, long time.
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The USA got to this point slowly, like the boiling frog metaphor.
But something that I find explains it better is this example: if you own a bar, a Nazi walks in, and you don't kick them out, then your bar is a Nazi bar now.
The United States has been a Nazi country for a long, long time.
But something that I find explains it better is this example: if you own a bar, a Nazi walks in, and you don't kick them out, then your bar is a Nazi bar now.
The United States has been a Nazi country for a long, long time.
Listen to this man.
ironically this wasted even more time, but by GOD it felt nice
October 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Listen to this man.
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If you have a Jewish coworker who may seem a bit disoriented today keep in mind that for them it's both Monday and Friday today.
October 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you have a Jewish coworker who may seem a bit disoriented today keep in mind that for them it's both Monday and Friday today.
*groan*
A lot of questions were raised, when the Fantastic Four mysteriously swapped powers, but one Thing became clear.
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
*groan*
Jatimá Tová to my peeps.
October 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Jatimá Tová to my peeps.
I'm sorry, what?
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm sorry, what?
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Would you look at the time, it's Monday oh'fuck.
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Would you look at the time, it's Monday oh'fuck.
Exactly my feelings on the matter.
“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement.
YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.
YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Exactly my feelings on the matter.
@kim-hu.com I've got a bone to pick with you.
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@kim-hu.com I've got a bone to pick with you.
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Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.
September 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.
Shana tova! I made gefilte for the first time and everyone loved it, feeling good ☺️
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Shana tova! I made gefilte for the first time and everyone loved it, feeling good ☺️
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[dying from a xenomorph bursting out of me] everyone leaves me
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[dying from a xenomorph bursting out of me] everyone leaves me
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