Uhh, Joe
@uhhjoe.bsky.social
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I’ve mostly just been talking astrology with my girl to make her happy but I’m getting pretty good at guessing people’s placements and this shit is lowkey starting to make sense.
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’ve mostly just been talking astrology with my girl to make her happy but I’m getting pretty good at guessing people’s placements and this shit is lowkey starting to make sense.
My Comp 1 & 2 professor was a member of the Brotherhood of Eternal Love. He saw me reading an Alan Watts book in class and started talking about ego-death. He told me some stories about him and John Griggs, including the night they made a fake ID for Leary. He was an absolutely brilliant teacher.
August 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My Comp 1 & 2 professor was a member of the Brotherhood of Eternal Love. He saw me reading an Alan Watts book in class and started talking about ego-death. He told me some stories about him and John Griggs, including the night they made a fake ID for Leary. He was an absolutely brilliant teacher.
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the ten words every man longs to hear
February 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the ten words every man longs to hear
I’m dreadfully tired this week so if anyone needs me you’ll just have to talk with my Grand Vizier
January 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m dreadfully tired this week so if anyone needs me you’ll just have to talk with my Grand Vizier
Big three reactions I’m seeing are
1. Dems need to focus on material policy issues and actually advocate for the working class
2. The dems obviously need to become even more right of center-right ultra liberals than they were this election. Calibrate!
3…
1. Dems need to focus on material policy issues and actually advocate for the working class
2. The dems obviously need to become even more right of center-right ultra liberals than they were this election. Calibrate!
3…
November 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Big three reactions I’m seeing are
1. Dems need to focus on material policy issues and actually advocate for the working class
2. The dems obviously need to become even more right of center-right ultra liberals than they were this election. Calibrate!
3…
1. Dems need to focus on material policy issues and actually advocate for the working class
2. The dems obviously need to become even more right of center-right ultra liberals than they were this election. Calibrate!
3…
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this is Roast Beef Jr.
November 7, 2023 at 2:23 AM
this is Roast Beef Jr.
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
October 31, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
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it's funny to think how much of the american economy you could implode overnight by making default on autopay illegal
October 19, 2023 at 2:05 PM
it's funny to think how much of the american economy you could implode overnight by making default on autopay illegal
Simon wants to help me plan my campaign while I’m sick
October 17, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Simon wants to help me plan my campaign while I’m sick
Before you take my daughter out tonight I need to know one thing *pumps shotgun* Shrek or Shrek 2?
October 11, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Before you take my daughter out tonight I need to know one thing *pumps shotgun* Shrek or Shrek 2?
It's so over for you guys, just as soon as I finish the perfect autumn wardrobe..
October 9, 2023 at 2:36 PM
It's so over for you guys, just as soon as I finish the perfect autumn wardrobe..
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travis kelce is on the biggest heater any dude has been on since maybe frank sinatra
October 6, 2023 at 7:50 PM
travis kelce is on the biggest heater any dude has been on since maybe frank sinatra
Due to my cowardly nature I almost got roped into a “onesie exchange” at work but escaped at the very last second.
October 5, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Due to my cowardly nature I almost got roped into a “onesie exchange” at work but escaped at the very last second.
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dragon ball z is evidence of the global latina belt
October 4, 2023 at 3:55 PM
dragon ball z is evidence of the global latina belt
The black smoke indicates there was no consensus replacement for Dianne Feinstein in the first round of deliberations.
September 29, 2023 at 3:38 PM
The black smoke indicates there was no consensus replacement for Dianne Feinstein in the first round of deliberations.
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it’s finally friday
September 29, 2023 at 11:46 AM
it’s finally friday
I made the horrible mistake of recognizing the inherent value of human labor in a HackerNews comment and now I’m being fed into a garbage collector feet first.
September 21, 2023 at 5:27 PM
I made the horrible mistake of recognizing the inherent value of human labor in a HackerNews comment and now I’m being fed into a garbage collector feet first.
We as a society need to accept that there will always be a certain level of crime necessary for Danny Ocean type heist geniuses to exist.
September 21, 2023 at 3:22 AM
We as a society need to accept that there will always be a certain level of crime necessary for Danny Ocean type heist geniuses to exist.
I heard about this from my Mom’s TikTok unfortunately. Her Jeffrey Dean Morgan fancams are actually pretty good.
lol what the fuck there’s a Walking Dead show about the hillbilly guy in France?
September 21, 2023 at 2:44 AM
I heard about this from my Mom’s TikTok unfortunately. Her Jeffrey Dean Morgan fancams are actually pretty good.
The only thing that’s more difficult to schedule than a DnD group is a Poly relationship.
"Poly relationships are just an excuse to cheat."
I fucking WISH. I wouldn't have to juggle all the god damn Google calendars if I were just picking women up at hotel bars or whatever.
I fucking WISH. I wouldn't have to juggle all the god damn Google calendars if I were just picking women up at hotel bars or whatever.
September 20, 2023 at 3:37 PM
The only thing that’s more difficult to schedule than a DnD group is a Poly relationship.
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My hips don't lie
However, my twin who guards the other door's hips always lie
You may ask us one question
However, my twin who guards the other door's hips always lie
You may ask us one question
September 19, 2023 at 8:59 PM
My hips don't lie
However, my twin who guards the other door's hips always lie
You may ask us one question
However, my twin who guards the other door's hips always lie
You may ask us one question
Does this site already have a guy who does puns? Trying to figure out my niche..
September 19, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Does this site already have a guy who does puns? Trying to figure out my niche..