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Awful stuff in this story—Baltimore Banner reporting that six massage therapists are accusing Ravens kicker Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior. Go read it 👇

www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...
Ravens' Justin Tucker accused of inappropriate behavior by six massage therapists
Women say Justin Tucker repeatedly exposed his genitals and, in three instances, apparently left ejaculate on tables after massages.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
January 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Tremendous pro wrestling. #wwe02
January 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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HISTORY FOR LAMAR 🚨

Lamar Jackson becomes the first player in NFL history to surpass 4,000 passing yards and 800 rushing yards in a single season 🔥

www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
January 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The smile of a man who knows he just got nutmegged by a duck on national television
December 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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People are yelling at this article as if it doesn’t already say the thing they are yelling. You don’t even have to read the whole thing. It says “years of painstaking preparation” in the tweet alone
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 28
People feared the computer glitch would mean "the end of the world as we know it." Thankfully, Y2K didn't live up to the hype after years and billions of dollars were spent on painstaking preparation.
Y2K seems like a joke now, but in 1999 people were really freaking out
People feared the computer glitch would mean "the end of the world as we know it." Thankfully, Y2K didn't live up to the hype after years and billions of dollars were spent on painstaking preparation.
www.npr.org
December 29, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Jesus returns to save Santa, because pro wrestling is our greatest art form.
December 26, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Hype man.
December 26, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Dawg imagine playing 3 games in 11 days and the final game you gotta play Thanos at RB I’d quit
December 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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The Grinch gunned down on the streets of Whoville. Inscribed on the shell casings: stink, stank, stunk
December 21, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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“Brock Purdy” sounds like something Frankenstein says when he skips stones on a lake
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Ешь дерьмо, сирианни
December 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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United States only 1.87% of earth’s surface area but has the vast majority of alien spacecraft sightings. Thats called #globalleadership, UFOs just sense we’re the winners, the big dawgs
December 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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someone who is good at pop-tarts please help me budget this. my family is dying
What on earth is going on with the ratio in this multipack
December 17, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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THAT'S OUR QB 🔥
December 15, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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I wonder if Hailee will scold Josh for not running there the same way Lamar's mom scolded him last week
December 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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the fine people over at @sbnation.bsky.social asked me to come back(!!!) and write about Baltimore's Justin Tucker problem.
so I called a special teams coach who's been friends with John Harbaugh for 20 years to learn what's going wrong and if the Ravens can fix it:
www.sbnation.com/nfl/2024/12/...
Why Justin Tucker is missing kicks this year, explained by a special teams coach
Is the Ravens’ Justin Tucker problem salvageable?
www.sbnation.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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instead of playbooks today’s nfl teams should be reading the holy bible
December 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM