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the surreal dan tynan
@tynanwrites.bsky.social
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writer of things.

maker of jokes.

drinker of beers.

nice to meet you.
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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gjmaupin.bsky.social
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
tynanwrites.bsky.social
Hundreds quarantined as South Carolina measles outbreak accelerates - The Washington Post

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Hundreds quarantined as South Carolina measles outbreak accelerates — The Washington Post
A state epidemiologist said the spike in cases came in the wake of Thanksgiving travel and a lack of vaccinations. At least 16 cases were traced to a church.
apple.news
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
tynanwrites.bsky.social
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
A crocodile wearing Crocs, courtesy of Midjourney. See, AI isn't all bad.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
tynanwrites.bsky.social
Truth.
simplyskye.bsky.social Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 1d
Jasmine Crockett: “Democrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican — That is not true —

What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them

fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for education”
Jasmine Crockett standing at a lectern on stage at the Democratic national convention
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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katmabu.bsky.social
Standing with members of @sbworkersunited.org
in Chicago today, demanding fair pay and dignity on the job.

This holiday season, choose solidarity. Don’t cross the picket line.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
tynanwrites.bsky.social
#25thAmendment now.
Text of the section of the 25th amendment describing what should happen when the president has lost his fucking mind.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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thehill.com
#BREAKING: Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett, a rising star within the Democratic Party, launched a bid for Sen. John Cornyn’s (R-Texas) hotly contested seat, according to multiple news outlets.
thehill.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Crockett's launch video is on YouTube... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bom6...
Jasmine for Texas
YouTube video by Jasmine Crockett
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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@marlaink.bsky.social I think we all now need to see pix of Emmylou Hairy in all her 'fluffy' glory, don't you?
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara notes the MPD will not work with federal agents & says "In moments like this, I know how real the fear is in our community. People are going to want to speak out, protest, & exercise their 1st Amendment rights. We will absolutely defend people's right to do just that"
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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dogalmighty.bsky.social
A parody movie poster titled “Weekend at Donnie’s” shows JD and Elon on a beach propping up Trump who is posed limp like a mannequin. The styling and setup mimic the 1989 comedy Weekend at Bernie’s. The sky is bright blue with scattered clouds, and all three characters are wearing beach vacation outfits, including shorts, patterned shirts, and sunglasses. Trump is slumped with sunglasses and loose clothing, held upright by JD and Elon.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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bettyhumpter25.bsky.social
ready
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM