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the surreal dan tynan
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writer of things.

maker of jokes.

drinker of beers.

nice to meet you.
you mean these two guys?
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I should probably also add that I am in excellent health. Imagine how expensive my care would be if I actually got sick or hurt.
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
4. I already have to see a primary care physician before I can see a specialist.

5. I am already limited in the specialists I can see.

6. But I love the idea of taxing billionaires 90%. Let’s do that.

you have no understanding of what life is like for most Americans.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
since you asked.

1. let the most expensive hospitals serve only the rich. Let me know what happens when they run out of sick rich people.

2. have you heard of Medicare?

3. Last year I was paying $1200+ plus a month for insurance plus $1k out of pocket. 8 - 12% tax increase sounds lime a bargain
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Curls for the win!
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hopefully this works for you & your employer will match.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Brilliant.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'd totally believe the president is focusing on his own gas. Sadly, everyone around him also has to focus on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A "dangerous experiment" that ultimately saved tens of millions of lives. Also known as a "successful experiment."
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In other news, RFK Jr has announced that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is being renamed the Center for Disease Creation and Promotion (CDC).
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Profiles in Cowardice.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
2+2=324567890

even Orwell couldn’t have imagined this.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Well, every year Texas gets a little closer to being purple. I do think Trump’s base is starting to fracture. (Just ask Marjorie Taylor Greene.) Democrats who try to be moderate are rarely successful these days. I think people are hungry for someone feisty and unafraid to take on MAGA. #LowIQ FTW!
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM