the surreal dan tynan
@tynanwrites.bsky.social
writer of things.
maker of jokes.
drinker of beers.
nice to meet you.
maker of jokes.
drinker of beers.
nice to meet you.
His conclusion:
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
His conclusion:
you mean these two guys?
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
you mean these two guys?
Hopefully this works for you & your employer will match.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hopefully this works for you & your employer will match.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
in an interview, she said she’s looking forward to spending more time with her family of blowup party dolls.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
in an interview, she said she’s looking forward to spending more time with her family of blowup party dolls.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: I actually knew this one!
George Putnam, who started his news show every night with "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" (Being 8 years old at the time, this confused me. I'm right here, George. Where should I be?)
George Putnam, who started his news show every night with "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" (Being 8 years old at the time, this confused me. I'm right here, George. Where should I be?)
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: I actually knew this one!
George Putnam, who started his news show every night with "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" (Being 8 years old at the time, this confused me. I'm right here, George. Where should I be?)
George Putnam, who started his news show every night with "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" (Being 8 years old at the time, this confused me. I'm right here, George. Where should I be?)
"I love the smell of mustard in the morning."
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I love the smell of mustard in the morning."
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: 25 years younger than this guy (at the time):
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: 25 years younger than this guy (at the time):
four seasons total landscaping has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
four seasons total landscaping has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
have a cuppa on me, kristin.
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
have a cuppa on me, kristin.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
'Loooocy, you got some splainin to do...'
'Loooocy, you got some splainin to do...'
October 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
'Loooocy, you got some splainin to do...'
'Loooocy, you got some splainin to do...'
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Not this guy, but it should be:
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Not this guy, but it should be:
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
When a Nazi brings you your morning, coffee
September 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When a Nazi brings you your morning, coffee
Remembering a great American, who was not a racist, misogynistic, homophobic piece of shit.
RIP Robert Redford.
RIP Robert Redford.
September 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Remembering a great American, who was not a racist, misogynistic, homophobic piece of shit.
RIP Robert Redford.
RIP Robert Redford.
I wonder how he feels about it now.
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wonder how he feels about it now.
I’d never knew Fat Bastard knew how to coach football.
September 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’d never knew Fat Bastard knew how to coach football.