Tyler Iman
tyleriman.bsky.social
Tyler Iman
@tyleriman.bsky.social
I like any dog more than every person. I probably let the St. Louis Cardinals impact my mood way more than I should.
"We're insurance companies. We always do the most evil option no matter what and then wonder why literally everyone was so happy when somebody plugged one of us."
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How stupid can you be dude?
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Way to blow that audio NBC
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I very much dislike watching Miles Mikolas pitch.
August 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I think it will end up being an underwhelming deadline if JoJo, Noot, Nado, and one of Pages/Pozo are still on the roster at the end of the day. Maton is a given at this point.
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This definitely isn’t as bad as Matheny refusing to pitch around David Ortiz but they’re in the same family
July 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@ Cardinals
a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
3/5 of your starting rotation is aggressively mid on a good day and a dumpster fire on a bad one and there are still people wanting this team to buy at the deadline.
July 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why the hell is Pat Mcafee doing baseball stuff now? I thought we were safe from him here
July 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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they found his name on it huh
Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review.

Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."
July 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Someone please tell my neighbors that nothing about this country is worth celebrating this loudly at 12:40 am
July 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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At least we can feel good that being this badly on the Fourth of July is absolutely devastating to this a**hole.

Unfortunately, I’m not enjoying it either.
July 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’d just like to go on the record and say that I hated Miles Mikolas long before it was cool.
July 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I see that Miles is Miles-ing once again. Wish we could declare our independence from him ever taking the mound again
July 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hey cool I guess one of my neighbors decided my dog needs three weeks of panic over fireworks this year.
June 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Erick Fedde is one of those guys that if you actually watch him pitch you'd swear his ERA was like 5.5
June 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Helsley just continuing to tank that trade value
June 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Whether it's Democrats putting flyers on Chris Cillizza’s Tesla or Republicans assassinating Democratic lawmakers, it's time for both sides to turn down the temperature.
June 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Every time Helsley pitches I get more annoyed they didn’t trade him.
June 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare.

Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.
June 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Hindenburg Has Partially Successful Trip To US.
SpaceX has partially successful Starship test flight
SpaceX successfully launched its Starship on May 27, but the rocket lost control mid-flight and eventually fell apart.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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the 7th Apollo launch successfully carried a crew. the 8th took people to lunar orbit. the 11th landed people on the moon.

"starship" has launched 9 times and each one has exploded. at this point, they're just very expensive fireworks.
May 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM