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I write with my husband CStoat, avid reader mostly Sci-fi/Fantasy. She/They
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Celebrated the arrival of 2026 by watching Death on the Nile. Halfway through, the pets lost their minds and began trying to tear apart the console table.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Celebrated the arrival of 2026 by watching Death on the Nile. Halfway through, the pets lost their minds and began trying to tear apart the console table.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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My brain is freaking out, would you mind reblogging this to make sure people know you can download a free baby dragon?
.........gotta make a "You would download a dragon" meme.
.........gotta make a "You would download a dragon" meme.
Right! Links to preorder, should you need them! And as the book comes out in March, if you want to give a gift for Christmas, we are also giving away FREE printable Molly files!
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My brain is freaking out, would you mind reblogging this to make sure people know you can download a free baby dragon?
.........gotta make a "You would download a dragon" meme.
.........gotta make a "You would download a dragon" meme.
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Text Anxiety - Gator Days
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Text Anxiety - Gator Days
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me: okay so time to add 10 more pages to the artbook.
oh, i know! i'll do a spread. that way it's a simpler process and i get 2 pages done at the same time
the simpler process in question XD:
oh, i know! i'll do a spread. that way it's a simpler process and i get 2 pages done at the same time
the simpler process in question XD:
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
me: okay so time to add 10 more pages to the artbook.
oh, i know! i'll do a spread. that way it's a simpler process and i get 2 pages done at the same time
the simpler process in question XD:
oh, i know! i'll do a spread. that way it's a simpler process and i get 2 pages done at the same time
the simpler process in question XD:
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BLUESKY QUICK CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME $8000
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chico.craigslist.org/grd/d/paradi...
Yearling dromedary camel for sale - farm & garden - by owner - sale - craigslist
Bull camel in excellent health, raised by his mom in a herd environment. Paddock is moved every day and he gets walked regularly. Fed only from forage and lots of brush, you would be hard pressed to.....
chico.craigslist.org
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BLUESKY QUICK CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME $8000
chico.craigslist.org/grd/d/paradi...
chico.craigslist.org/grd/d/paradi...
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This was such a funny story thread by @neolithicsheep.bsky.social that I had to make it a comic.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This was such a funny story thread by @neolithicsheep.bsky.social that I had to make it a comic.
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Trash Talk - Gator Days
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trash Talk - Gator Days
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Indonesia welcomed its first locally born giant panda cub.
The park where he was born described his birth as a “historic milestone.” https://wapo.st/4pNk4os
The park where he was born described his birth as a “historic milestone.” https://wapo.st/4pNk4os
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Indonesia welcomed its first locally born giant panda cub.
The park where he was born described his birth as a “historic milestone.” https://wapo.st/4pNk4os
The park where he was born described his birth as a “historic milestone.” https://wapo.st/4pNk4os
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One of my classics
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of my classics
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We only rate dogs. This is a very cozy bed bug. We advise you to get a new bed, since this one is taken, and kindly request you only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: coldsmuckersuncrustable)
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a very cozy bed bug. We advise you to get a new bed, since this one is taken, and kindly request you only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: coldsmuckersuncrustable)
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Honestly, half the reason I bought the Enterprise was so I could do this.
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly, half the reason I bought the Enterprise was so I could do this.
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
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Fucjin R+22 to R+5.6? In an off year election?? In a district gerrymandered to fuck to keep it republican?? Fuck yeah, TN07, y'all done good. Swinging a district like that 16 points is hard goddamned work so y'all go have something to eat and get some rest.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Fucjin R+22 to R+5.6? In an off year election?? In a district gerrymandered to fuck to keep it republican?? Fuck yeah, TN07, y'all done good. Swinging a district like that 16 points is hard goddamned work so y'all go have something to eat and get some rest.
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Fun facts for fiction-writing purposes
Hogs don’t digest human hair or teeth, alas! A hog waste lagoon, however, is so unspeakably nasty that I’ve always felt if an FBI diver goes in, they earned the collar and I’ll go quietly.
Hyenas, as it happens, can digest teeth but not hair, so your best bet is to shave your victim first.
Hyenas, as it happens, can digest teeth but not hair, so your best bet is to shave your victim first.
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Fun facts for fiction-writing purposes
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Happy Folgers incest commercial season to all who celebrate
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy Folgers incest commercial season to all who celebrate
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Happy International Cat Day 🐈
August 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Happy International Cat Day 🐈
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"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
August 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."