Lovely little trip away basking in the sun ☀️ on the river with my love 👫 🍷🥂🍾🍸🍹🍻 Just what the doctor ordered 🥰❤️

"Does your dog bite?"

"No, it's worse... she judges"

Would be nice to live through fewer of the main episodes of history for a while and more of the ad breaks

🌿☕ The word hundred comes from old Norse, hundrath, which means 120 (a long hundred or twelfty.. I 💕 this word!) & not 100 (which is actually a short hundred)

Every odd number has an 'e' in it

One is the average number of poos a sloth has in a week 🦥

There is no 'a' in any number up to 999 ☕🌿

Word of the day is most definitely ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th-century Scots): to linger in bed long after it’s time to get up.

My angel looks like she’s picking up Noel from the airport

For those on BlueSky unfamiliar with this modern British tradition:

During times of high winds, we all jump on YouTube and watch planes trying to land at Heathrow, with excited commentary from the UK's premier plane nerd channel.

Currently live here!

www.youtube.com/live/egvoBvc...

What do you call it when someone who isn't a dad tells dad jokes?

A faux pa.

🎄✨ Christmas

Massive away win for the little fella.

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

Candlelight 🕯️ Queen tribute 🎻🎶 tonight with a glass of fizz 🍾🥂 #fantastic #minster

Yeah same 😂

To celebrate 2,000 BlueSky followers, I'm going to do a little giveaway.

Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.

You have until noon on Sunday 17th November