twice_sifted
@twice-sifted.bsky.social
Gen X, SC born & bred then GA, CA, CT, now FL, trying to move to NC. Project Mgr by day, baker by night.
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not vaxxing your kids against nearly eradicated diseases because god will take care of it, but then rushing them to the ER for modern medical treatment is... confusing to me and my home girls.
a man wearing a yellow jacket and scarf is standing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket and scarf is standing in a crowd of people .
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March 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
not vaxxing your kids against nearly eradicated diseases because god will take care of it, but then rushing them to the ER for modern medical treatment is... confusing to me and my home girls.
Are rich people bored? I’m trying to figure out why people with millions in the bank are doing podcasts?
March 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Are rich people bored? I’m trying to figure out why people with millions in the bank are doing podcasts?
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the sun is still out at almost 7pm. that means it's time to start taking allergy meds.
March 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the sun is still out at almost 7pm. that means it's time to start taking allergy meds.
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shout out to the men who get it.
March 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
shout out to the men who get it.
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Damn.
Pour one out for a man who did not, in fact, fumble a baddie.
My heart goes out to Dolly. 😢
Pour one out for a man who did not, in fact, fumble a baddie.
My heart goes out to Dolly. 😢
Carl Dean, an asphalt paver who met his future wife, Dolly Parton, outside a Nashville laundromat more than six decades ago and quietly championed her as she rose to superstardom, died on Monday. He was 82.
Carl Dean, Dolly Parton’s Husband of Nearly 60 Years, Dies at 82
Mr. Dean was known to shy away from the spotlight as his wife rose to fame.
www.nytimes.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Damn.
Pour one out for a man who did not, in fact, fumble a baddie.
My heart goes out to Dolly. 😢
Pour one out for a man who did not, in fact, fumble a baddie.
My heart goes out to Dolly. 😢
Good morning to the people on the right side of history.
March 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Good morning to the people on the right side of history.
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The damage this administration has already done to the psyche, morale, and motivation of the federal workforce will take a generation to fix.
And they are just getting started.
Americans really are about to FAFO just how vital a functioning federal government is to their daily lives.
And they are just getting started.
Americans really are about to FAFO just how vital a functioning federal government is to their daily lives.
February 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The damage this administration has already done to the psyche, morale, and motivation of the federal workforce will take a generation to fix.
And they are just getting started.
Americans really are about to FAFO just how vital a functioning federal government is to their daily lives.
And they are just getting started.
Americans really are about to FAFO just how vital a functioning federal government is to their daily lives.
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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WHEW, BUDDY!!!!!!
February 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
WHEW, BUDDY!!!!!!
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Just added 3 eggs to this cake. Like some kinda Canadian millionaire.
February 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just added 3 eggs to this cake. Like some kinda Canadian millionaire.
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I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭
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File that tax extension and let them 4 people left at the IRS figure shit out in October.
February 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
File that tax extension and let them 4 people left at the IRS figure shit out in October.
Quote with your lockscreen.
February 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Quote with your lockscreen.
Reflecting on last night, my new life goal is not to make short people angry with me.
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reflecting on last night, my new life goal is not to make short people angry with me.
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Comprehension kicks y’all’s ass lol
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Comprehension kicks y’all’s ass lol
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Imagine losing a rap battle so bad that the Super Bowl halftime show features a bespoke tribute to how much you suck
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine losing a rap battle so bad that the Super Bowl halftime show features a bespoke tribute to how much you suck
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
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I feel like Superbowl commercials don't hit like they used to
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I feel like Superbowl commercials don't hit like they used to
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Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Broke the 4th wall and we all lost it when it happened lmao
Lookin in the camera and saying his name was DIABOLICAL lol
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Broke the 4th wall and we all lost it when it happened lmao
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Had Serena dancing on that mf’er’s grave!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Had Serena dancing on that mf’er’s grave!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who knew that hating Drake was the thing that could unify America?
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Who knew that hating Drake was the thing that could unify America?