Thomas Morris
@twhmorris.bsky.social
Former Twitterer. Current Wordler.
The dark Canadian maple leaf on the hockey jerseys looks good up close but it turns into a smudge on the game broadcast.
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The dark Canadian maple leaf on the hockey jerseys looks good up close but it turns into a smudge on the game broadcast.
This one skater looks and dresses like he’s a Targaryen.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This one skater looks and dresses like he’s a Targaryen.
These ice skating song medleys feel so random.
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
These ice skating song medleys feel so random.
Didn’t know Burn Gorman was in Halo. He gives good bad guy but you’re almost trying too hard if he’s used as one. Halo is no exception.
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Didn’t know Burn Gorman was in Halo. He gives good bad guy but you’re almost trying too hard if he’s used as one. Halo is no exception.
Five episodes in to Halo I still can’t get over how unflattering a haircut and overall look they gave this actor who also has to hold down a thankless storyline absent super soldiers or aliens in the super soldier fights aliens show.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Five episodes in to Halo I still can’t get over how unflattering a haircut and overall look they gave this actor who also has to hold down a thankless storyline absent super soldiers or aliens in the super soldier fights aliens show.
Don’t know if this post is a joke or not but my grandfather literally did this to dodge the RCMP. Not sure what was playing in theatre at the time.
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Don’t know if this post is a joke or not but my grandfather literally did this to dodge the RCMP. Not sure what was playing in theatre at the time.
I love when there a fascination meteorological phenomena to see it’s overcast. As recompense Mother Nature delivered me a skunk.
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I love when there a fascination meteorological phenomena to see it’s overcast. As recompense Mother Nature delivered me a skunk.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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A bench clearing shouting match? #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A bench clearing shouting match? #WorldSeries
I got today’s Connection. But I didn’t like it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I got today’s Connection. But I didn’t like it.
In other mysteries the baseball writer who denied Ichiro Suzuki a unanimous Hall of Fame vote is still unknown.
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
In other mysteries the baseball writer who denied Ichiro Suzuki a unanimous Hall of Fame vote is still unknown.
If anyone is wondering after 10mins of light googling the Juliane Marguiles-Archie Panjabi Good Wife Feud… is still unsolved.
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If anyone is wondering after 10mins of light googling the Juliane Marguiles-Archie Panjabi Good Wife Feud… is still unsolved.
First time I’ve heard about this. Beautiful. This is like a reverse Welcome Wrexham.
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
First time I’ve heard about this. Beautiful. This is like a reverse Welcome Wrexham.
Reposted by Thomas Morris
look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”
I knew The Boys Season 4 took a wrong turn when a character does something so awesome all you can do is love them more for it but the shows pretends it isn’t.
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I knew The Boys Season 4 took a wrong turn when a character does something so awesome all you can do is love them more for it but the shows pretends it isn’t.
Alien: Earth thoughts. I don’t think Sydney Chandler has the juice. Been waiting this whole season to be wowed and it never happened.
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Alien: Earth thoughts. I don’t think Sydney Chandler has the juice. Been waiting this whole season to be wowed and it never happened.
Taskmaster New Zealand season 5 might be the worse one by default. Less because it’s bad but because Tofiga’s absence from the panel really unbalances the show.
September 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Taskmaster New Zealand season 5 might be the worse one by default. Less because it’s bad but because Tofiga’s absence from the panel really unbalances the show.
#Peacemaker thoughts and a real fact that sounds fake. While a large and powerful bird a bald eagle weighs little more than a house cat.
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
#Peacemaker thoughts and a real fact that sounds fake. While a large and powerful bird a bald eagle weighs little more than a house cat.
How hilarious would it be if they made a 9th Mission Impossible movie and called it Dead Reckoning Part Two?
August 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How hilarious would it be if they made a 9th Mission Impossible movie and called it Dead Reckoning Part Two?
One thing about Alien: Earth that annoys me (whose fix is right there and so obvious I assume it was a studio note to make it otherwise) is all the “Search and Rescue” people running around with guns should in fact just be firefighters. Firefighter with a future Halligan bar vs Alien is interesting.
August 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
One thing about Alien: Earth that annoys me (whose fix is right there and so obvious I assume it was a studio note to make it otherwise) is all the “Search and Rescue” people running around with guns should in fact just be firefighters. Firefighter with a future Halligan bar vs Alien is interesting.
Saw a mink of all things today. Also learned that rustle you hear in the grass and leaves that sounds like a snake is in fact a snake.
August 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Saw a mink of all things today. Also learned that rustle you hear in the grass and leaves that sounds like a snake is in fact a snake.
Wouldn’t have pegged him as a future movie star but Jeremy Renner made an impression as a killer on original flavour CSI back in the day.
Fun topic: what’s the first time you remember seeing now famous actors? Like, I remember seeing Michael Fassbender in JONAH HEX and thinking “shit, this dude’s good.”
I first saw Karl Urban in the movie Ghost Ship at a filthy $1 theater.
I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
August 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Wouldn’t have pegged him as a future movie star but Jeremy Renner made an impression as a killer on original flavour CSI back in the day.