Kobold and The Beautiful
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He/Him, Leftist, Texan, D&D
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
If you are on this jury please keep repeating: "pedestrians have the right of way". Driver's Ed day one
conspiracy to make a cop go slow
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you are on this jury please keep repeating: "pedestrians have the right of way". Driver's Ed day one
This is how you lose elections asshole. Blaming the citizen in place of those in power is some fascist shit. Do better.
July 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is how you lose elections asshole. Blaming the citizen in place of those in power is some fascist shit. Do better.
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RIP Twitter. We'll always remember the glorious day Hilaria Baldwin was publicly disgraced in 140 characters
March 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
RIP Twitter. We'll always remember the glorious day Hilaria Baldwin was publicly disgraced in 140 characters
An absolute legend that will be greatly missed
Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.
R.I.P., George
R.I.P., George
March 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
An absolute legend that will be greatly missed
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
It's time to bring back (and really lean into) the reptile people conspiracy theories.
Ideas help it take root: a) Why does he wear so much make-up? What type of reptile skin is he trying to cover? b) Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Elon, and Zuck are all obviously lizards (see lizard behavior)
Ideas help it take root: a) Why does he wear so much make-up? What type of reptile skin is he trying to cover? b) Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Elon, and Zuck are all obviously lizards (see lizard behavior)
February 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It's time to bring back (and really lean into) the reptile people conspiracy theories.
Ideas help it take root: a) Why does he wear so much make-up? What type of reptile skin is he trying to cover? b) Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Elon, and Zuck are all obviously lizards (see lizard behavior)
Ideas help it take root: a) Why does he wear so much make-up? What type of reptile skin is he trying to cover? b) Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Elon, and Zuck are all obviously lizards (see lizard behavior)
I need everyone to start calling ICE on Jerry Jones so we can get his creepy old perverted ass deported back to Arkansas. He's also the only illegal immigrant I'm aware of that literally has an entire portion of a city's sales tax going straight to his pocket. GO BACK TO ARKANSAS LEACH!
January 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I need everyone to start calling ICE on Jerry Jones so we can get his creepy old perverted ass deported back to Arkansas. He's also the only illegal immigrant I'm aware of that literally has an entire portion of a city's sales tax going straight to his pocket. GO BACK TO ARKANSAS LEACH!
Francis needs to take a page out of the Popes-of-history playbook and send some inquisitors around this dude's house. I believe apostates can be burned at the stake? I'm not Catholic but if there was ever a time to bring it back
Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.
January 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Francis needs to take a page out of the Popes-of-history playbook and send some inquisitors around this dude's house. I believe apostates can be burned at the stake? I'm not Catholic but if there was ever a time to bring it back
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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My grandfather died of polio when my mother was a baby. Neither of us ever had a chance to have him in our lives.
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
My grandfather died of polio when my mother was a baby. Neither of us ever had a chance to have him in our lives.
I'm in this!
This Friday, @itschughes.bsky.social and I are saving Christmas. Get your tickets below.
December 9, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I'm in this!
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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You have to stay on Twitter no matter how bad it gets is a hell of a take from people who won't go Downtown because they might see a tent.
December 3, 2024 at 7:51 PM
You have to stay on Twitter no matter how bad it gets is a hell of a take from people who won't go Downtown because they might see a tent.
Agreed. Even easier if you've managed to avoid online gambling addiction (sports and crypto)
TBH seems to be a golden age for hetero dudes if they can just be normal and respect women. Can you understand "man or bear in the woods" and not throw a hissy fit? Congratulations, you're already very attractive, because so many dudes have made themselves radioactive by adopting manosphere grifts.
I think this is true and what’s crazy is it doesn’t have to be, the Male Doomer Industry is cooking people’s brains. I’m a bald hobbit and I’m married with two kids, you can find a partner if you stop being a freak bsky.app/profile/thac...
December 4, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Agreed. Even easier if you've managed to avoid online gambling addiction (sports and crypto)
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NEW: X has become a hotbed of neo-Nazi content under Elon Musk. We identified the operators of four anonymous accounts that share racist, antisemitic, and neo-Nazi content. Three live in Texas. Musk has replied to two of them. One works for the Navy.
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
Revealed: the Operators Behind Four Major Neo-Nazi X Accounts
Anonymity has long been a tactic used by extremists to spread their ideology while avoiding social consequences, from Klansmen hoods to online pseudonyms.
www.texasobserver.org
December 4, 2024 at 2:13 PM
NEW: X has become a hotbed of neo-Nazi content under Elon Musk. We identified the operators of four anonymous accounts that share racist, antisemitic, and neo-Nazi content. Three live in Texas. Musk has replied to two of them. One works for the Navy.
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
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It’s imperative that the Left start planting conspiracy theories now about JD Vance plotting against Trump so that when a routine coronary sends him to the big McDonald’s in the sky there’s a mob of deranged MAGA supporters dragging JD out the naval observatory convinced he was behind it
November 22, 2024 at 10:29 PM
It’s imperative that the Left start planting conspiracy theories now about JD Vance plotting against Trump so that when a routine coronary sends him to the big McDonald’s in the sky there’s a mob of deranged MAGA supporters dragging JD out the naval observatory convinced he was behind it
Can we take one moment to just appreciate that when you click a link in Bluesky on an Android it actually opens your browser instead of opening in Twitter's god-awful homemade browser, I love that so much
November 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Can we take one moment to just appreciate that when you click a link in Bluesky on an Android it actually opens your browser instead of opening in Twitter's god-awful homemade browser, I love that so much
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In this scenario musk is identifying with the guy in an SS uniform
Torn between "you're a big government defense contractor, dumbass" and "I hope Paul Verhoeven murders you in your sleep"
November 14, 2024 at 2:08 AM
In this scenario musk is identifying with the guy in an SS uniform
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The slow trickle of MAGA folks over here underscores how much their experience of online is entirely dependent on people getting mad at them. It also underscores how even they, given the option, would rather not hang out with themselves either.
November 9, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The slow trickle of MAGA folks over here underscores how much their experience of online is entirely dependent on people getting mad at them. It also underscores how even they, given the option, would rather not hang out with themselves either.