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🏳️‍⚧️ turbo 🏎️ mushroom 🍄 sweetpotato 🍠
@turbomushroom.bsky.social
🍄 fungirl
👵🏽 38
🐢 radical
🔞 MDNI

alleged vertebrate
agender nonbinary
cat/puppy/fox/mouse/goat/squid/crowgirl
stoner millennial grunge giantess
enjoyer of aerodynamics, manual transmissions, the natural world, ass, titties, girldick, etc

dms open, be good
Pinned
start boofing prog after 12 yrs on just e. 2 wks later i install bsky. 2 wks after that im a siskisser. 2 wks after that im swapping robogirl handler/puppygirl/vampire hats for my partner as needed. tits sore af but bigger every day. balls smell like pussy. girlstink so dank wanna fuck my own pits.
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CPTSD stands for Cutie Pie/Too Silly Disorder
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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me being dicked down: haha :) yay :)
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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a girlfriend is a type of creature who will bite you a million times
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Girls Pretty and I'm mad at the government
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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twisting and turning my head until my neck cracks in a way that fixes me completely and activates my latent special abilities
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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in the early 2000s we didnt say "i love you" we said

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and i think that's beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Oh so when a magical girl transforms with a song on her lips under the moonlight it's cute and awesome, but when a WEREWOLF does it-
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Trans Fat? Yeah thats me, you called?
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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robots that're working perfectly fine but then they get a little wet or something and start gradually deteriorating into glitchiness and maybe accidentally glitching into horny programming in the middle of whatever they're saying/doing :3 :3
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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I trust random transgender women on the internet more than my nation's medical system, elected officials, and law enforcement, and you should too
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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i’m not flirting. i’m just cute & friendly. unless ur a woman then yes i am
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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reminder to prey
your purpose is not to be eaten
your purpose is to RUN
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@halfbakedrhymes.com 666th follower what's up
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I've said it once and I'll say it again. Hedonism is an incredible way to live in the face of fascism.

Don't let anyone take your joy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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in the conned vent. straight up 'lezzing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My sisters.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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pen15 club rocked by accusations that their henweigh and dickfor smell like updog
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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forcing your puppy to only speak in toki pona as to limit her expression
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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if u try to be normal and “fit in” to this world, ur gonna miss out on so much freaky fun gay animal style sex and that’s the most depressing thing ever
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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what do u think happens if you upload and run, like, a ransomware executable onto a robotgirl asking for a friend
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
reply girls, the oldest profession
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I will never knowingly advocate for illegal activity. thats why I have forgotten all laws.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
dumb smart girls. girls who are highly intelligent and possessed of myriad knowledge, who are also as dumb as a fucking brick. 😏💦
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
u know, if you tilt ur head and squint ur eyes, it looks kinda like ur a dumb little puppy with a supremely fuckable face
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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👉👈
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM