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jesse columbo
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your favorite trans guy
mi, usa // on, canada
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damn that's crazy
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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watching mad men, which feels like a whole series composed entirely of the “no children” sequence from moral orel
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
judging by how columbo eats caviar i know he eats pussy like CRAZY
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
wait there was something actually wrong with the washer and the landlord sent someone to fix it about an hour after i emailed him complaining
it's bad enough i have to pay for the washer and dryer in my basement but im currently learning they don't work properly
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
im fucking the scary tree in roku city
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
ok that's enough auction house antics for me for a while i fear
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
bidding on a fuck machine while i watch the stupid super bowl with my family lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
NOT BAD
Jesse's cooking and the house smells incredible
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it's bad enough i have to pay for the washer and dryer in my basement but im currently learning they don't work properly
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i love weight training and torrenting music and farting and my fat dick
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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I need this poster on my bedroom wall
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
omg fuck oh no this workout program is really hard
February 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
is it possible the shot hit kinda sideways today
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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She
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
ok well im once again searching for studio space but it's honestly a relief to leave that one behind
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
hey there, just wanted to let you know im planning on walking past the studio today. im not going to enter but i might look at it for a second or possibly two seconds as i pass by. just wanted to let you know in case that would be a problem
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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clove cvlt conglomerate
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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okay based on the only other sporting events i watch does the winner still strap the loser at the end
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
am i a brave enough dude to willingly navigate an awkward social interaction today
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
the wifi has been Extended
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
the squirt locker. is that anything?
February 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
they call him "the burger scarfer"
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
you dont understand im wearing one of my most femme sweatshirts
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM