Ben from Iowa
@turbocorn.bsky.social
Number cruncher, sicko sports enjoyer, bird dog appreciator.
bendemouth.github.io
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Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16. I can name 2 that are tied for first place.
"Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" - Wu-Tang Clan
"Fumbling toward Ecstasy"-Sarah McLachlan.
"Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" - Wu-Tang Clan
"Fumbling toward Ecstasy"-Sarah McLachlan.
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16. Well, I can name 3 that are tied for first place.
“Green,” REM
“Talk Is Cheap,” Keith Richards
“Straight Outta Compton,” NWA
“Green,” REM
“Talk Is Cheap,” Keith Richards
“Straight Outta Compton,” NWA
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Old tree in the backyard was dying so we took a few branches down
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Old tree in the backyard was dying so we took a few branches down
Damn I never thought I would see one of my former college professors get dunked on by The Big Sky Conference but here we are
They all could beat UAB that’s for sure
Watching this game, and the first thing that I think is, “Damn, these kids are small. They look like middle schoolers.”
And that’s when I realized that’s why they are in FCS, and not FBS.
And that’s when I realized that’s why they are in FCS, and not FBS.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Damn I never thought I would see one of my former college professors get dunked on by The Big Sky Conference but here we are
Girlfriend and I locked in yesterday and did homemade caramel apples
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Girlfriend and I locked in yesterday and did homemade caramel apples
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I worked for a freight factoring company out of college and had almost the exact same situation as the tequila heist happen to one of my drivers except it was 48k lbs of pre-mixed margaritas delivered to a building that was labeled (not official signage) as K-Mart
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I worked for a freight factoring company out of college and had almost the exact same situation as the tequila heist happen to one of my drivers except it was 48k lbs of pre-mixed margaritas delivered to a building that was labeled (not official signage) as K-Mart
Made a cottage pie. I’m locked in on my cold weather meals early this year
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Made a cottage pie. I’m locked in on my cold weather meals early this year
Made a chicken pot pie with biscuits instead of pie crust
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Made a chicken pot pie with biscuits instead of pie crust
The UVA student section spending the end of the fourth quarter and overtime right on the field is so cool
September 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The UVA student section spending the end of the fourth quarter and overtime right on the field is so cool
The collective surrender cobras behind the end zone are an incredible visual
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The collective surrender cobras behind the end zone are an incredible visual
Omg what a catch
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Omg what a catch
Somebody go find Mary Tinker it’s time to raise some hell
September 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Somebody go find Mary Tinker it’s time to raise some hell
New Mexico!
a dog standing on its hind legs in a forest
ALT: a dog standing on its hind legs in a forest
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
New Mexico!
Overtime between Michigan State and BC on NBC
September 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Overtime between Michigan State and BC on NBC
Aidan Chiles has extreme Pac 12 after dark energy (complimentary)
September 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Aidan Chiles has extreme Pac 12 after dark energy (complimentary)
I’ve always said the best offense is a good punt game
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’ve always said the best offense is a good punt game
3rd & 6 then 3rd & 8 feels less than ideal situations for a brand new qb that threw for 44 yards last week
September 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
3rd & 6 then 3rd & 8 feels less than ideal situations for a brand new qb that threw for 44 yards last week
Does Deion know you can’t take timeouts home with you?
August 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Does Deion know you can’t take timeouts home with you?
Offenses are struggling today but Mark Jones’ vocabulary is in mid-season form
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Offenses are struggling today but Mark Jones’ vocabulary is in mid-season form
I love this and maybe worth sharing a story from this spring and summer.
I went back to school a year and change ago and graduated in May. Upon graduation, I had the opportunity to write a paper for a publication I respected.
I went back to school a year and change ago and graduated in May. Upon graduation, I had the opportunity to write a paper for a publication I respected.
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I love this and maybe worth sharing a story from this spring and summer.
I went back to school a year and change ago and graduated in May. Upon graduation, I had the opportunity to write a paper for a publication I respected.
I went back to school a year and change ago and graduated in May. Upon graduation, I had the opportunity to write a paper for a publication I respected.
Reposted by Ben from Iowa
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Arm’s Length/wakelee/Charmer
Arm’s Length/Riley!/Prince Daddy
Turnover/Tiger’s Jaw
Neck Deep/Like Roses
The Story So Far/Scowl/Four Year Strong/A Day To Remember
Arm’s Length/Riley!/Prince Daddy
Turnover/Tiger’s Jaw
Neck Deep/Like Roses
The Story So Far/Scowl/Four Year Strong/A Day To Remember
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended:
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
I promise I’ll make an effort but I really like The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats
I promise I’ll make an effort but I really like The Mountain Goats
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended:
Ghost
Ghost (no seriously I’ve been to no concerts between Aug 2023 and July 2025 lol)
Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band
Rolling Stones
Anberlin
Ghost
Ghost (no seriously I’ve been to no concerts between Aug 2023 and July 2025 lol)
Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band
Rolling Stones
Anberlin
August 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Arm’s Length/wakelee/Charmer
Arm’s Length/Riley!/Prince Daddy
Turnover/Tiger’s Jaw
Neck Deep/Like Roses
The Story So Far/Scowl/Four Year Strong/A Day To Remember
Arm’s Length/Riley!/Prince Daddy
Turnover/Tiger’s Jaw
Neck Deep/Like Roses
The Story So Far/Scowl/Four Year Strong/A Day To Remember
Reposted by Ben from Iowa
holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second
August 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second
Reposted by Ben from Iowa
My dad’s the kind of guy that'll accidentally leave a live opossum in the back of his car… which I think means he’s one of one. 😂
August 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My dad’s the kind of guy that'll accidentally leave a live opossum in the back of his car… which I think means he’s one of one. 😂