Ben from Iowa
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Ben from Iowa
@turbocorn.bsky.social
Number cruncher, sicko sports enjoyer, bird dog appreciator.

bendemouth.github.io
The spills down the side of the mug tell a story
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The rare “he’s not a liar, I’m a liar”
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You need to add in your own commentary to the baby to maximize the powers
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’ve fixed my dad’s igniter no fewer than three times over the last 10 or so years. Last time I went over there he told me to rip a paper into shreds, light them with his cigar lighter, and drop them through the grates because “something will catch eventually”
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Did they put them into teams of three because the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost each require their own sacrifice?
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Man I love thinking about that team too. It’s hard to differentiate between loving something cause I was a kid but it really was so much fun.

2015 is a close second for me, then 2004 because it started with my first game ever and ended with The Catch
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is very much a “Everything Was Awesome When I Was 11 Years Old” answer. I do not care
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
2009 vs Indiana

Ricky Stanzi

Last Saturday vs Oregon 😢
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They somehow put up 107 points earlier this year on just 8 threes and 11/22 from the free throw line??
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Are you using that on the cpu? My desktop is noticeably slower the past few weeks and it’s driving me nuts. I have a suspicion it might be the same thing
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Took my UGA girlfriend to her first game at Kinnick for the season opener and when during warmups I said “that’s our new qb” she responded with “Jesus I thought he was a linebacker, he’s so thick”
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Constantinople Cubs get to keep theirs too
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m sure I’m missing details that people have questions about but this was a very niche topic I had experience in and wanted to share.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In my case, the not-a-K-mart K-Mart and incorrect billing email is what set me off. But by the time we sort through everything, the cargo is gone and is generally never recovered.

So, the scammers get the cargo, the driver did the work and is never paid, and the original purchaser is screwed too
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
They drop it off, the scammers sign the paperwork and abscond with the cargo.

The scammers will generally forge paperwork of a reputable broker different from the original, so when they go to get paid the invoice is either sent to the scammers, or that company says “this isn’t our load”.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
On the new load board, they find another driver to pick up the load. It’s no problem because they have the correct paperwork. Then, when the truck is en route, the driver is told the delivery address changed to the scammers address.

They’re just trying to do their job, so they take it there.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cincinnati’s field sponsor, TQL, is one of these brokers (they suck). The brokers put the details out on a load board for drivers to bid on them.

The scammers bid and win a load and get all the paperwork for it, then repost it to a different load board with their contact info on there.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I was in charge of figuring out how this happened and it basically works like this:

The distributor has a purchase that needs filled and delivered. They generally don’t have their own trucks and don’t want to figure out how to get one on their own so they hire a broker.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is actually a somewhat common thing in California where scammers will take the booze and sell it to local bars and restaurants.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM