🌷Tulips and Titties🍒
@tulipsandtitties.bsky.social
Vegan. Mother. Wife. Bookworm. Hiker. Traveller. Animal Lover.
We all like to dress our little girls up… But what makes some parents think that a soft play is the right place to put their tiny toddler in a fluffy frilly long dress??? The babies trip over themselves/are barely able to do anything because their parents chose looks/cuteness over them having fun.
March 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We all like to dress our little girls up… But what makes some parents think that a soft play is the right place to put their tiny toddler in a fluffy frilly long dress??? The babies trip over themselves/are barely able to do anything because their parents chose looks/cuteness over them having fun.
Been up since midnight with this stinking cold. Had to take cold meds so skipped the pills i usually take before bed that make me drowsy…very regretful. Going to take it easy today (chill in the garden with baby, maybe a sunny walk) and hopefully i’ll sleep better next sleep.
March 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Been up since midnight with this stinking cold. Had to take cold meds so skipped the pills i usually take before bed that make me drowsy…very regretful. Going to take it easy today (chill in the garden with baby, maybe a sunny walk) and hopefully i’ll sleep better next sleep.
Today my eldest had a moment where she was gushing about how lucky she was that she chose me and her dad to be her parents and how we were the best mom and dad in the whole world ☹️❤️ being a parent is freaking amazing 🥲
March 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Today my eldest had a moment where she was gushing about how lucky she was that she chose me and her dad to be her parents and how we were the best mom and dad in the whole world ☹️❤️ being a parent is freaking amazing 🥲
There is a DIRECT correlation between how s*icidal i am and whether there are clouds in the sky or not. Has anyone studied this?? I have heard about Seasonal Affective Disorder but this seems extreme. Its also not seasonal.
March 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
There is a DIRECT correlation between how s*icidal i am and whether there are clouds in the sky or not. Has anyone studied this?? I have heard about Seasonal Affective Disorder but this seems extreme. Its also not seasonal.
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Please please PLEASE fight for museums and libraries, they are such good things, we cannot possibly have a society without them
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Please please PLEASE fight for museums and libraries, they are such good things, we cannot possibly have a society without them
Slowly but surely we are getting rid of any sign that the previous owners lived here. Getting rid of their DIY crimes, one by one. We are so close to being finished!
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Slowly but surely we are getting rid of any sign that the previous owners lived here. Getting rid of their DIY crimes, one by one. We are so close to being finished!
I have labyrinthitis. I have unfortunately been on many ships during storms and the world feels exactly like that, like i’m being sloshed and thrown about by an invisible force. I’m surprised i can even type this because everything is spinning!
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I have labyrinthitis. I have unfortunately been on many ships during storms and the world feels exactly like that, like i’m being sloshed and thrown about by an invisible force. I’m surprised i can even type this because everything is spinning!
The kids are on the bouncy castle in the garden, i’m laid on the sofa with vertigo 😭 At least they’re having fun
March 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The kids are on the bouncy castle in the garden, i’m laid on the sofa with vertigo 😭 At least they’re having fun
I realise how much kids mess up your sleep routine when I go on holiday with other people and am up multiple times a night and then awake with the kids for the day at 4am and don’t hear a peep from everyone else until 10am EARLIEST…. Wdym I’ve lived a full day whilst they’ve slept?!?
March 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I realise how much kids mess up your sleep routine when I go on holiday with other people and am up multiple times a night and then awake with the kids for the day at 4am and don’t hear a peep from everyone else until 10am EARLIEST…. Wdym I’ve lived a full day whilst they’ve slept?!?
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When you say you think vaccines cause autism, what I hear is that you’d rather your kid be dead than be like me.
March 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you say you think vaccines cause autism, what I hear is that you’d rather your kid be dead than be like me.
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I think I’m kinda sorta okay with not having the happiest life myself, as long as the younger generations can have a better and happier life.
Feels like a bit of a weird thing to say but I’m old, I’m broken, I’ve been through a lot. I need to do what I can to make it better for the kids. You know?
Feels like a bit of a weird thing to say but I’m old, I’m broken, I’ve been through a lot. I need to do what I can to make it better for the kids. You know?
March 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I think I’m kinda sorta okay with not having the happiest life myself, as long as the younger generations can have a better and happier life.
Feels like a bit of a weird thing to say but I’m old, I’m broken, I’ve been through a lot. I need to do what I can to make it better for the kids. You know?
Feels like a bit of a weird thing to say but I’m old, I’m broken, I’ve been through a lot. I need to do what I can to make it better for the kids. You know?
Occasionally we get a morning where both kids sit at the same time and eat their breakfast fairly quietly without getting up repeatedly or screaming, and today is that rare morning. Loving sipping my coffee in a sort-of peace.
March 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Occasionally we get a morning where both kids sit at the same time and eat their breakfast fairly quietly without getting up repeatedly or screaming, and today is that rare morning. Loving sipping my coffee in a sort-of peace.
The majority of my worst experiences have all happened jan-march. No wonder i’m a mess this time of year. Its like ptsd muscle memory.
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The majority of my worst experiences have all happened jan-march. No wonder i’m a mess this time of year. Its like ptsd muscle memory.
I’ve kept us busy this weekend. We did an assault course in the trees (attached by safety rope/harnesses of course), swimming, meal out and a birthday party. Today we’ve been outside all day (hello spring!) and are having a pancake picnic for tea.
Trying not to show the kids that mommy is sad rn 🫠
Trying not to show the kids that mommy is sad rn 🫠
March 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’ve kept us busy this weekend. We did an assault course in the trees (attached by safety rope/harnesses of course), swimming, meal out and a birthday party. Today we’ve been outside all day (hello spring!) and are having a pancake picnic for tea.
Trying not to show the kids that mommy is sad rn 🫠
Trying not to show the kids that mommy is sad rn 🫠
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There are more *diagnosed* autistic people because they changed the diagnostic criteria and started diagnosing people other than white boys with autism. Also: 40 years of "awareness" campaigns.
That's it. Mystery solved.
That's it. Mystery solved.
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There are more *diagnosed* autistic people because they changed the diagnostic criteria and started diagnosing people other than white boys with autism. Also: 40 years of "awareness" campaigns.
That's it. Mystery solved.
That's it. Mystery solved.
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Autistic pattern recognition with an in-depth knowledge of facism and history, coupled with rampant intrusive thoughts, an overdeveloped sense of social justice and a people pleasing nature born out of experiences which lead you to want help everyone. Anyway, so how is everyone else's Sunday going?
February 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Autistic pattern recognition with an in-depth knowledge of facism and history, coupled with rampant intrusive thoughts, an overdeveloped sense of social justice and a people pleasing nature born out of experiences which lead you to want help everyone. Anyway, so how is everyone else's Sunday going?
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When I was little, I would fantasize about the reason for me feeling like an alien in human disguise was because…I was a goddess or some other sort of ethereal being from another realm and I was sent to earth as punishment, completely forgetting who I was.
…Turns out it was just autism.
…Turns out it was just autism.
February 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When I was little, I would fantasize about the reason for me feeling like an alien in human disguise was because…I was a goddess or some other sort of ethereal being from another realm and I was sent to earth as punishment, completely forgetting who I was.
…Turns out it was just autism.
…Turns out it was just autism.
The thing thats putting me off having a third is the knowledge that i hyper-ovulate. And i FEEL it every time. I only don’t have twins already because they died. I felt myself double ovulate with my youngest and i was right. Ive felt myself double ovulate again and tbh i really don’t want 4 kids…
February 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The thing thats putting me off having a third is the knowledge that i hyper-ovulate. And i FEEL it every time. I only don’t have twins already because they died. I felt myself double ovulate with my youngest and i was right. Ive felt myself double ovulate again and tbh i really don’t want 4 kids…
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“What do you mean you’re autistic? You’re so good with people.”
Yea, I’ve spent my entire life studying people, trying to build the perfect mask to fit in. My personality is a patchwork of traits I’ve picked up from others, things I thought were cool, things that made me seem normal. I’m exhausted🫠
Yea, I’ve spent my entire life studying people, trying to build the perfect mask to fit in. My personality is a patchwork of traits I’ve picked up from others, things I thought were cool, things that made me seem normal. I’m exhausted🫠
February 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“What do you mean you’re autistic? You’re so good with people.”
Yea, I’ve spent my entire life studying people, trying to build the perfect mask to fit in. My personality is a patchwork of traits I’ve picked up from others, things I thought were cool, things that made me seem normal. I’m exhausted🫠
Yea, I’ve spent my entire life studying people, trying to build the perfect mask to fit in. My personality is a patchwork of traits I’ve picked up from others, things I thought were cool, things that made me seem normal. I’m exhausted🫠
Losers who haven’t touched grass for too long will see a photo of Meghan hugging her husband and write a 10 page think piece on how disgusting she is for not giving him personal space during a 5 second cuddle that he reciprocated. It’s absolutely deranged behaviour.
February 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Losers who haven’t touched grass for too long will see a photo of Meghan hugging her husband and write a 10 page think piece on how disgusting she is for not giving him personal space during a 5 second cuddle that he reciprocated. It’s absolutely deranged behaviour.
My husband bringing me coffee in bed is my fav part of the morning
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My husband bringing me coffee in bed is my fav part of the morning
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So cool when you remember that baking exists and you have all the stuff! You can just make something nice because you have all the stuff and nobody can stop you. Anyway I'm making muffins.
February 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
So cool when you remember that baking exists and you have all the stuff! You can just make something nice because you have all the stuff and nobody can stop you. Anyway I'm making muffins.
I hate the guys guts but farage calling semi skimmed and oat milk “left wing options” was pretty funny lmao
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I hate the guys guts but farage calling semi skimmed and oat milk “left wing options” was pretty funny lmao
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