I’m on top of the fricken world today because… there is blue up there for a change. No grey!!!! Its seriously eased my ptsd symptoms aswell. And no, i am not vitamin D deficient at all!

I want them to know that we take the piss out of their DIY/decorating skills/ability to ignore major issues almost everyday and their last name has become a word that means “bodge job”, that even our wider family and friendship circle use in general conversation now too

There is a reason we agreed to 4 year gaps between kids. I would not cope with two young babies at once. 4 years is an AMAZING gap. Twins have 0 years gap 😂 I am not mentally strong enough of a woman for twins, my body needs to stop hyper-ovulating ffs!

The comments are always like “spiteful fucking bitch is going to rot in hell for this” i genuinely do not get the obsession.