official DHS account posting fourteen word long tweets with the H's randomly capitalized

groyper occupied government

it's jolting how little AI skepticism has reached the general public. i've had many acquaintances ask whether i use AI for research and seem shocked when i tell them it's completely useless for that purpose. my wife recently told her colleagues about hallucinations and it was news to all of them.

This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

Yea well he'll probably double down. Keep in mind these people aren't just incredibly stupid, they're incredibly lazy. Like the whole White House will probably go under for a phishing scam sometime soon.

Just like the invisible hand of the free market, there is also an invisible flaccid penis of decorum, and Dems have volunteered to wield it in perpetuity

18F, the federal government’s technology shop, was demolished by Musk’s team shortly after midnight. It was a cost-recoverable org, charging agencies for their expertise, using a consulting model. Its cost to government was negligible, its benefits huge. My team there once saved DoD $500 billion.

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

The NY Post’s anti-congestion pricing propaganda war gets more absurd by the day.

for context, a delivery truck pays a $21.60 charge

amortized across an entire truckload of beer that’s approximately $0.0001 per can

and that’s before even factoring in more efficient deliveries due to less traffic

You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them

Look at my opposition party dawg, we’re all going to hell

All of this is purely designed to distract his base from the true purpose of his presidency: the transfer of trillions of dollars to the richest people and businesses in the country.
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democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else

Wherefore art Jadakiss as hard as it gets.

The G train feels like i’m just on a millennial school bus.

When I was young there was always a fire in a 55 gallon drum in NYC in all media… and sometimes I would actually see one. I moved here cause i thought there would be more 55gallon drum fires. Now I never even see a fire. Its raining we need little fire warming and drying stations. More barrel fires!

Brontosaurus chicken nugget with footlong hotdog neck

If the WGA strike was over think of the incredible “reaching across/around the aisle” jokes we would have gotten yesterday night from talk show guys.