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Depeche Code
@codyw.bsky.social
#1 Orphan Inspirer

Received an honorary credit on The Oregon Trail for explaining the difference between poison and venom

Buzz buzz skittle skaddle
Give me a letter of the alphabet and I'll post my favorite song, film or art piece that starts with it
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
🎶The kind you don't take home to mother🎶
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Family can be a bunch of internet people, family can be anything
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I heard this in @pftompkins.bsky.social Werner Herzog voice
Much like Monkey D. Luffy, Swan Boy has a natural charisma that draws people into his circle, despite his tendency towards destruction and chaos
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Has anyone phoned in a voice acting role as much as JK Simmons did in Baldur's Gate 3? Jesus
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ok but what if my crime was destroying robots

Checkmate, idiot
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A witch should perform an arcane ritual over his blown-off genitals to activate all future 007 agents and create an army of Bonds like they did for that one season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am finally going to roll credits on Baldur's Gate 3 this week, please clap
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Can anyone on here who's knowledgeable recommend a good starter electric drum kit for an 11 year old who's into making music?
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh I hope he has an incurable condition, all these little sessions where people line up to kiss his ring seem like a last hurrah for an egomaniac in the hopes he gives them a favor before he croaks
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Exododus is that guy from Yu-gi-oh that wins you the game if you assemble all his body parts, right?
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you're still in line to piss on Dick Cheney, stay in line
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I got all the headlines mixed up today and voted for Dick Cheney 😬
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love my friends so much
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My little buddy is shy about his Crow costume but I think he looks awesome
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Going all out for these kids tonight
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
All I want for Halloween (is you)

By Mariah Scarey
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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happy halloween 👻👻👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh no its literally Halloween tonight and I don't have anyone to kiss at midnight yet
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I don't care how long I knew anyone, the moment I found this out I'd be dragging them into the sea with stones in their pockets.
One of my best friends ran with 1%’s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let’s move on.
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Call me Depeche Mode because I just can't get enough Swan Boy
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM