Susan
@trulymadlysusan.bsky.social
Usually we're not allowed to get better than average performance ratings because then they have to give us more money, but this year since no one is getting any raises at all we're allowed to get nice ratings!
June 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Usually we're not allowed to get better than average performance ratings because then they have to give us more money, but this year since no one is getting any raises at all we're allowed to get nice ratings!
"Mommy's legs are still tired from running five miles this morning."
"But you didn't run five miles; you just ran ONE time." - local 4yo, unimpressed
"But you didn't run five miles; you just ran ONE time." - local 4yo, unimpressed
June 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Mommy's legs are still tired from running five miles this morning."
"But you didn't run five miles; you just ran ONE time." - local 4yo, unimpressed
"But you didn't run five miles; you just ran ONE time." - local 4yo, unimpressed
Very long dream last night in which my college friends and I went to a fancy campus restaurant for lunch and they forgot to make us our lunch so we just stayed until they eventually made us dinner instead which was 9 hours later. Also I was wearing a wedding dress?? Sounds legit tbh.
May 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Very long dream last night in which my college friends and I went to a fancy campus restaurant for lunch and they forgot to make us our lunch so we just stayed until they eventually made us dinner instead which was 9 hours later. Also I was wearing a wedding dress?? Sounds legit tbh.
"This primate consumes a HUGE amount of fruit" oh a nature documentary about small humans and raspberries
May 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"This primate consumes a HUGE amount of fruit" oh a nature documentary about small humans and raspberries
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a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.
"The Spidey Team is on spring break right now." - 4yo answering the phone at webquarters
March 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"The Spidey Team is on spring break right now." - 4yo answering the phone at webquarters
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If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
White Noise For Charity - Torc Waterfall in Ireland - Sleep, Study, Focus!!
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
Playground designers, hear me out: cup holders on the poles that hold up the swings.
March 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Playground designers, hear me out: cup holders on the poles that hold up the swings.
Attempted to close out a 10 AM meeting with "happy Tuesday" then apologized because "it's been a long week already" then just yelled "OKAY BYE" and ended the meeting for everyone
March 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Attempted to close out a 10 AM meeting with "happy Tuesday" then apologized because "it's been a long week already" then just yelled "OKAY BYE" and ended the meeting for everyone
The 4yo would like to know what everyone's going to dress up as for Easter, please reply with your costume plans.
March 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The 4yo would like to know what everyone's going to dress up as for Easter, please reply with your costume plans.
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Could the arc of the moral universe be a little shorter please
January 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Could the arc of the moral universe be a little shorter please
End of an era at our house: replacing the baby's infant bath towels with kid size bath towels (the baby is 4.5 years old).
January 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
End of an era at our house: replacing the baby's infant bath towels with kid size bath towels (the baby is 4.5 years old).
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Let the world's largest iceberg inspire you: Even after spending months spinning in the same spot, you too can become unstuck.
The world’s largest iceberg is on the move again after months stuck spinning on the same spot, scientists say
World’s biggest iceberg, A23a, is on the move again | CNN
The world’s largest iceberg is on the move again, drifting through the Southern Ocean after months stuck spinning on the same spot, scientists from the British Antarctic Survey (BAS) have said.
www.cnn.com
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Let the world's largest iceberg inspire you: Even after spending months spinning in the same spot, you too can become unstuck.
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two word horror story
November 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
two word horror story
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 26, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
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We're Here is a nice little newsletter for people from Earth, brought to you by @hankgreen.bsky.social, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, and @paytmitch.bsky.social.
Read it here:
werehere.beehiiv.com/subscribe
Read it here:
werehere.beehiiv.com/subscribe
We're Here
A nice little email for people from Earth.
werehere.beehiiv.com
November 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
We're Here is a nice little newsletter for people from Earth, brought to you by @hankgreen.bsky.social, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, and @paytmitch.bsky.social.
Read it here:
werehere.beehiiv.com/subscribe
Read it here:
werehere.beehiiv.com/subscribe
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Wish I could buy ads for the good.store on BlueSky. But since I can't: Give the gift of good store this holiday season! Coffee! Tea! Puzzles! Socks! Soap! Shampoo bars!
100% of profit goes to charity. It's a great gift that you can feel great about.
100% of profit goes to charity. It's a great gift that you can feel great about.
Good Store
Founded by John and Hank Green with the belief that humanity can be good news. At Good Store, we’re searching the world for the best versions of the products that you use daily, like socks, coffee, or...
good.store
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Wish I could buy ads for the good.store on BlueSky. But since I can't: Give the gift of good store this holiday season! Coffee! Tea! Puzzles! Socks! Soap! Shampoo bars!
100% of profit goes to charity. It's a great gift that you can feel great about.
100% of profit goes to charity. It's a great gift that you can feel great about.
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trees:
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
I wish I could tell trees that the universe exists...
November 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
trees:
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
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Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
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Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity
November 20, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity
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The Pope, during Lent:
Fuck it, whales are fish.
More soon.
More soon.
November 13, 2024 at 4:37 AM
The Pope, during Lent: