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Gaby✨
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Museum professional | 🧶enthusiast!
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February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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way too many people still see follower count as a status symbol of prestige or importance when it's really better understood as the unfortunate, burdensome side effect of trying too hard to make like 8 specific people laugh
January 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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It’s a sign of how far the GOP has become simply the Trump party and democratic norms and guardrails have completely weakened that the incoming president could issue pardons for insurrectionists who committed violence against police officers and the old party of law and order barely says a thing.
January 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part.

Turns out those scenes were almost bang on.

The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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So, it turns out that the New Year is a terrible time to launch a new series, because all the journalists and publicity people are off work...

BUT WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY!

BBC You're Dead To Me, series 9, starts January 3rd. Shorter radio edits every saturday morning at 10am on BBC Radio 4
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Two years ago, a prominent Canadian anti-lgbtqi+ activist visited the UK and Ireland. He’d harangue people in the street and post the videos to his 250k followers on Twitter. One of those people was a family member of mine.
December 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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We desperately need housing supply. But we also desperately need interesting, innovative, well built developments and new towns. We need not only to talk about how much we're building, but what and how. When we only talk about the former we just get shoddily built, identikit houses which won't last.
December 12, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ?

Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
December 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
2024 wreath is done, festive season is well and truly underway! 🎄🎄🎄
December 8, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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“The rich people are gonna learn from this and maybe even change their ways”.

Honeychild, give me your hand. The only thing they are going to learn is to book future investor meetings in buildings with helicopter landing pads.

The oligarchs will stop using sidewalks before they stop abusing us.
December 5, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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On point.
November 25, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Regulations exist to protect what cannot protect itself—our parks, wildlife, and cultural heritage.
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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THE DEVIL: You will spend eternity in this room assembling exercise equipment with tiny hex wrenches

ME: tiny hex wrenches? you bastard!

THE DEVIL: once per century you'll go spend a few weeks getting devoured by giant wasps

ME: oh thank god

THE DEVIL: yeah, we're only allowed to go so far
November 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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James Webb Space Telescope’s infrared view of the Pillars of Creation
November 23, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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gosh it is so nice to see so many of you over here! i used to really enjoy talking about writing craft, speculative fiction, asian american + sinophone literature over at that other place. we're back!
November 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Ok, ok, hear me out. What if we took a bright and colorful popular animated kids movie but remade it live-action where we still have to animate the fantastical elements, but we desaturate the color so it's less vibrant and feels lifeless by comparison? I think that would be easy money!
November 20, 2024 at 5:43 AM