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Some want DMs, some want an edit function, but we all know what would change our lives for the better: jazz hands emoji.
July 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Some want DMs, some want an edit function, but we all know what would change our lives for the better: jazz hands emoji.
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Pls don’t buy me anything family size I have no self control and no family.
July 25, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Pls don’t buy me anything family size I have no self control and no family.
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His face looks like he peeled off someone else’s face to wear… which normally I’d find attractive, but in this case, he bought Twitter
July 25, 2023 at 12:20 PM
His face looks like he peeled off someone else’s face to wear… which normally I’d find attractive, but in this case, he bought Twitter
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Here comes Denise who hates Mondays. If she gets glitter on me when she stops by to yell Happy Tuesyay I swear it’s gonna be the last time
July 25, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Here comes Denise who hates Mondays. If she gets glitter on me when she stops by to yell Happy Tuesyay I swear it’s gonna be the last time
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Am I sad?
*lights cigarette*
You better fucking believe it, baby.
*rollerblades into the night*
*lights cigarette*
You better fucking believe it, baby.
*rollerblades into the night*
July 25, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Am I sad?
*lights cigarette*
You better fucking believe it, baby.
*rollerblades into the night*
*lights cigarette*
You better fucking believe it, baby.
*rollerblades into the night*
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I’m pretty sure that we all float down here.
July 25, 2023 at 4:10 PM
I’m pretty sure that we all float down here.
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I guarantee you someone from New Jersey has said “irregardless” in their wedding vows
July 25, 2023 at 4:47 PM
I guarantee you someone from New Jersey has said “irregardless” in their wedding vows
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(on the bus)
Hi. You've got some scrambled eggs in your beard, man. That's no way to sell real estate.
(takes baby brush and comb from my purse)
Hi. You've got some scrambled eggs in your beard, man. That's no way to sell real estate.
(takes baby brush and comb from my purse)
July 25, 2023 at 3:12 PM
(on the bus)
Hi. You've got some scrambled eggs in your beard, man. That's no way to sell real estate.
(takes baby brush and comb from my purse)
Hi. You've got some scrambled eggs in your beard, man. That's no way to sell real estate.
(takes baby brush and comb from my purse)
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Don’t ask me for directions. I get lost in stores if the shelves are too high.
July 25, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Don’t ask me for directions. I get lost in stores if the shelves are too high.
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you’re in her dms, i’m not, bc i’m on bluesky and tw*tter is giving post-apocalyptic vibes, we are not the same
July 25, 2023 at 4:36 PM
you’re in her dms, i’m not, bc i’m on bluesky and tw*tter is giving post-apocalyptic vibes, we are not the same
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fuck twitter, but like a lady.
July 24, 2023 at 11:16 PM
fuck twitter, but like a lady.