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Tristen
@tris10rouse.bsky.social
Nerd, video games, videographer, animator, DND, yeah...
Self-help guides and videos are so annoying. They're written as if nobody has a 9-5 to deal with everyday.
April 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There's nothing quite like the guy who is doing your x-rays digging into your personal life with questions like: so do you have like a wife and kids?
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The mass deportations have to stop. Not only is it incredibly inhumane, the repercussions to the economy will be huge and painful for everyone. Offer a better way to citizenship, don't kick them out!
January 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The guys behind me speaking only in vocal fry is so funny to me
January 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@dimension20.bsky.social gauntlet at the garden was crazy!! Dreams do come true in New York City! #dimension20 #msg #gauntletatthegarden
January 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Why are so many of the video exhibits at the modern art museum weird, boring, grainy, fuzzy, black and white, and or unedited? The coolest piece was fabric being torn to reveal monitors with static behind them.
January 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"I wasn't mean or rude about YOUR president"

Mom, I disliked Biden too. It's one thing to hate Trump for political reasons. There's plenty of good reasons to hate someone that aren't political. The fact that he has as much power as he does only makes my hate stronger.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Arriving at 4am to the airport is actually not that bad, kinda nice actually. I'm totally not delirious.
January 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The McDonald's at the airport wasn't open 😢
January 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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It’s 13 degrees and these are the nights where the dog lying on the bed simply has more warmth upside than shorter-sheet-changing-cycle downside.
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I swear the TSA be making up new rules for fun.
January 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Have a written record of society’s collapse.

Join America's Finest Membership Here:
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January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me waiting for my therapy session: 😐

Me after my therapy session: 🙂
January 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Federal Judge Tanya Chutkan dismisses a Jan. 6 rioter's case at Trump DOJ's request, but says, "no pardon can change the tragic truth of what happened on January 6, 2021."

"It cannot whitewash the blood, feces, and terror that the mob left in its wake"

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Where am I getting all of these followers from?? Are y'all even real?
January 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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What I imagine the White House looks like right now
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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me: really struggling with my acid reflux the last 48 hours
also me: let’s make pepperoni pizza for lunch and spicy vodka pasta for dinner
January 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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An ex-sister-in-law submits sworn statement to senators accusing Hegseth of being so “abusive” toward his second wife that she once hid in a closet from him and had a safe word to call for help if she needed to get away from him. @karoun.bsky.social @Sharon LaFraniere www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
Hegseth Ex-Sister-in-Law Tells Senators He Was ‘Abusive’ to Second Wife
A woman once married to the brother of Pete Hegseth, the defense secretary nominee, submitted a sworn statement to the Senate in a late-hour complication to his confirmation. His attorney denied her a...
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I like to say “I’m watching the YouTube” or “I’m going to the Target” like I’m 74 years old
January 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I like how a lot of the sentiment I'm seeing here is basically "we're just too tired to be outraged, we're mad, but what can we do?" And yeah, I'm kind of still figuring that out too.
January 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____
January 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
YouTube shorts sucks
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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No hand on the Bible during inauguration means LET THE SINNING BEGIN!!!
January 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM