Tre Stewart
@trestewart.bsky.social
A design manager by day, craftsman by night.
“A cocktail of sarcasm shaken with a dash of truth served neat with a twist of humor.” - Wall Street Journal probably
📍DFW/SEA
“A cocktail of sarcasm shaken with a dash of truth served neat with a twist of humor.” - Wall Street Journal probably
📍DFW/SEA
My therapist used the term accountabil-a-buddies and I can’t stop using it.
And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.
And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.
August 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My therapist used the term accountabil-a-buddies and I can’t stop using it.
And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.
And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.
I’ve been using TikTok wrong. I had no idea the true gold is in the comments.
August 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’ve been using TikTok wrong. I had no idea the true gold is in the comments.
I know how I’m supposed to say Salmon and Hyperbole out loud, but internally, it’s SAL-MON and HYPER-BOWL.
Why, I don’t know.
Why, I don’t know.
August 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I know how I’m supposed to say Salmon and Hyperbole out loud, but internally, it’s SAL-MON and HYPER-BOWL.
Why, I don’t know.
Why, I don’t know.
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Why is this so hard for yall?????
Why yall just can't be normal?
August 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why is this so hard for yall?????
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This country ass colloquialism 🤣
August 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This country ass colloquialism 🤣
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America has always hated accurate numbers. And that's why we have an Electoral College. 💀💀💀
"If I replace the Labor Statistics Commissioner, the job numbers will be great!" is the new "If we stop testing, we'll have fewer Covid cases!"
August 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
America has always hated accurate numbers. And that's why we have an Electoral College. 💀💀💀
It’s so easy to be a decent human being in real life and online which makes it so insidious when someone CHOOSES to be nasty.
It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.
It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.
It aint that hard to be a decent gotdamn person. If I can be a decent piece of shit (offline) yall dont have any excuses.
August 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s so easy to be a decent human being in real life and online which makes it so insidious when someone CHOOSES to be nasty.
It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.
It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.
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This Clips album is not making me a better person. It’s inspiring me to be more creative in how I say mean things.
POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of.
It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.
POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of.
It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.
July 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This Clips album is not making me a better person. It’s inspiring me to be more creative in how I say mean things.
POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of.
It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.
POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of.
It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.
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Tiny Desk
plays
Documentaries
News
masterpiece
Art
Music
…. 😞
plays
Documentaries
News
masterpiece
Art
Music
…. 😞
The Senate voted early Thursday to strip $1.1 billion in funding from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, a severe blow to 1,500 local public stations, as well as PBS and NPR
Senate Votes to Strip $1.1 Billion From Public Broadcasting in Blow to PBS and NPR
The Senate voted early Thursday to strip $1.1 billion in funding from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, in a severe blow to NPR and PBS.
variety.com
July 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Tiny Desk
plays
Documentaries
News
masterpiece
Art
Music
…. 😞
plays
Documentaries
News
masterpiece
Art
Music
…. 😞
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(IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY)
Its time to really think of budgeting out donation money to PBS, Local Libraries, Museums, art programs…
I rather give a monthly $20 to one of these institutions than PRIME.
Its time to really think of budgeting out donation money to PBS, Local Libraries, Museums, art programs…
I rather give a monthly $20 to one of these institutions than PRIME.
July 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
(IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY)
Its time to really think of budgeting out donation money to PBS, Local Libraries, Museums, art programs…
I rather give a monthly $20 to one of these institutions than PRIME.
Its time to really think of budgeting out donation money to PBS, Local Libraries, Museums, art programs…
I rather give a monthly $20 to one of these institutions than PRIME.
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The sentence should end at coworkers.
Please do not shoot your shot at coworkers on Microsoft Teams…….
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The sentence should end at coworkers.
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Shoot your shot for friendship too.
June 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Shoot your shot for friendship too.
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You can see and shop here! kashmirviii.com/collections/...
July 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You can see and shop here! kashmirviii.com/collections/...
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And this is why we know so much random shit.
Yeah we grew up on cartoons made in like the 40s without even knowing it and I don’t think we appreciate how cool it was to have a shared frame of reference.
July 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
And this is why we know so much random shit.
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‘Sinners’ star Miles Caton covers “Snooze” by SZA.
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
‘Sinners’ star Miles Caton covers “Snooze” by SZA.
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No cause you may can beat every bitch ass in here but nothing beats a jet2holiday
July 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No cause you may can beat every bitch ass in here but nothing beats a jet2holiday
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Why on earth would anyone listen to him?
Nick Cannon is launching a relationship/dating advice podcast…….. I AM TIRED.
July 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why on earth would anyone listen to him?
Being accused of being musty is fight worthy BUT, hear me out, failing the ashy check will scar you.
That parched ankle peaking out getting exposed will have you keeping lotion in 3 different compartments of your car, your desk at work and various bags.
That parched ankle peaking out getting exposed will have you keeping lotion in 3 different compartments of your car, your desk at work and various bags.
For anyone born before 1990, being called “musty” is one of the most devastating and fight worthy insults you can hear.
July 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Being accused of being musty is fight worthy BUT, hear me out, failing the ashy check will scar you.
That parched ankle peaking out getting exposed will have you keeping lotion in 3 different compartments of your car, your desk at work and various bags.
That parched ankle peaking out getting exposed will have you keeping lotion in 3 different compartments of your car, your desk at work and various bags.
Aim for someone that watches One Piece. They’re not afraid of long term commitment and will be there for the good and the bad random filler parts of y’all episodes.
July 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Aim for someone that watches One Piece. They’re not afraid of long term commitment and will be there for the good and the bad random filler parts of y’all episodes.
Today was a day. Everyday feels like a day, but today was especially a day.
I hate days where I spend a bunch of time talking, but especially when it’s diffusing situations and addressing petty/messy shit at work.
I hate days where I spend a bunch of time talking, but especially when it’s diffusing situations and addressing petty/messy shit at work.
July 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Today was a day. Everyday feels like a day, but today was especially a day.
I hate days where I spend a bunch of time talking, but especially when it’s diffusing situations and addressing petty/messy shit at work.
I hate days where I spend a bunch of time talking, but especially when it’s diffusing situations and addressing petty/messy shit at work.