Lady posted a video about getting rocked at church. Showed the altercation in slow mo and then her going to the doctor for a CT scan. All to gospel.

The captions are so unserious.

Whenever you’re ready to quite fighting it, I’m ready to start or journey as bffs. I’ve seen enough. We finish each others sandwich!

Aaaarbiee…nuuumber sisssteen. Wrote it down for later date.

not bald head, but there are times where I miss not having facial hair.

Something something positive energy and be kind to each other, also.

See, you don’t like when people are being shit to you, then why do it? You were hoping you it would just be one sided, now we’re both about to have a moment because you gotta feel this too.

I’m very intentional about leading with positive interactions and respect, it’s always jarring when someone’s choosing to be shit.

Especially because their hope is you remain kind during the remainder of the interaction. They’re so hurt and insulted when it’s volley’d back.

I’m sorry my brother, I want to rock with you but as soon as my that’s so raven senses alert me that my future includes a police report, it’s a wrap.

Please unhand me, Goonika.

I’m sorry, y’all be weird on here sometimes.

I’m trying to think of a black as parallel and I’m drawing a blank. If you see me lost in love at a Stevie Wonder concert, mind your business.

You see me in a trance while Ja Rules on stage, I deserve all of this.

#ISWYDT bravo

I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW! Someone gotta be like “me too!”

…now that that’s out of the way, this is terrible timing because between this and dating Meg, I feel like keep seeing Klay Thompson’s face everywhere.