Travis L
@travitherabbi.bsky.social
Puns, SQL, soccer, pets, video game music, and board games. Not always in that order.
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Travis L
@travitherabbi.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Quick “about me”:
- Happily married for 22+ years
- Rescue dog (Reginald) + cats (Miles/Kira)
- 20+ yr MSSQL Database Dev/Architect
- Former writer for MLS
- Dynamo season ticket holder since 2012
- Also love video games/soundtracks, travel, sci-fi/fantasy, lifting weights, and bulleted lists
- Happily married for 22+ years
- Rescue dog (Reginald) + cats (Miles/Kira)
- 20+ yr MSSQL Database Dev/Architect
- Former writer for MLS
- Dynamo season ticket holder since 2012
- Also love video games/soundtracks, travel, sci-fi/fantasy, lifting weights, and bulleted lists
Okay, Pluribus is unhinged and I love it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Okay, Pluribus is unhinged and I love it.
Okay, this wins SQL Bluesky today. 😂
I feel SAD when you REUSE QUERY PLANS THAT KIND OF SUCK because I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Okay, this wins SQL Bluesky today. 😂
Jordan Love: Love Hurts
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Jordan Love: Love Hurts
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
The only DOGSO I care about
hey guys, just wanted to let you know this is who you are yelling at
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The only DOGSO I care about
@mattdoyle.bsky.social Prescient Uzuni post
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@mattdoyle.bsky.social Prescient Uzuni post
One of my biggest streaming services UI/UX pet peeves: not being able to tell what thing is selected. This isn’t complicated. Give it an outline. Show me an arrow. Something other than it being 3% larger than the other windows.
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One of my biggest streaming services UI/UX pet peeves: not being able to tell what thing is selected. This isn’t complicated. Give it an outline. Show me an arrow. Something other than it being 3% larger than the other windows.
How many extra innings until they go to penalties?
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
How many extra innings until they go to penalties?
Reposted by Travis L
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
Meanwhile, Portland equalizes in the 8th minute of stoppage time and I’m probably one of the only people to watch it in real time outside of Portland.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Meanwhile, Portland equalizes in the 8th minute of stoppage time and I’m probably one of the only people to watch it in real time outside of Portland.
On the plus side, at least we have one extra hour to watch baseball tonight. Thanks, daylight savings.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
On the plus side, at least we have one extra hour to watch baseball tonight. Thanks, daylight savings.
Okay, we need new rules for extra innings. I’m willing to take drastic measures. Each base earned is worth 1 run. Each time you make it home you get 7 more. No one needs another 18 inning game. 😂
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Okay, we need new rules for extra innings. I’m willing to take drastic measures. Each base earned is worth 1 run. Each time you make it home you get 7 more. No one needs another 18 inning game. 😂
Rolled credits on Blue Prince. What a remarkable game! Extremely clever, outstanding design, amazing soundtrack/sound design. Cannot recommend enough.
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Rolled credits on Blue Prince. What a remarkable game! Extremely clever, outstanding design, amazing soundtrack/sound design. Cannot recommend enough.
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Composer @adamgubman.bsky.social's gorgeous #AFKJourney - Thorns of Devotion OST is out and I loved singing the opening theme, Viridian Vale 😍🥹🎙️
This piece features soulful Josh Plotner on solo winds, and the incomparable #HollywoodScoring orchestra ❤️🎙️ #gamemusic #soundtrack
This piece features soulful Josh Plotner on solo winds, and the incomparable #HollywoodScoring orchestra ❤️🎙️ #gamemusic #soundtrack
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Composer @adamgubman.bsky.social's gorgeous #AFKJourney - Thorns of Devotion OST is out and I loved singing the opening theme, Viridian Vale 😍🥹🎙️
This piece features soulful Josh Plotner on solo winds, and the incomparable #HollywoodScoring orchestra ❤️🎙️ #gamemusic #soundtrack
This piece features soulful Josh Plotner on solo winds, and the incomparable #HollywoodScoring orchestra ❤️🎙️ #gamemusic #soundtrack
Reposted by Travis L
🚢🚢🚢 GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!! 🚢🚢🚢
Introducing ☀️CRUISE CONTROL☀️, our take on the management tycoon genre
- Deck out your cruise liner fleet
- Entertain and relax your guests with various facilities
- Hire staff, and keep building to meet the demand
WISHLIST NOW: store.steampowered.com/app/3973220/...
Introducing ☀️CRUISE CONTROL☀️, our take on the management tycoon genre
- Deck out your cruise liner fleet
- Entertain and relax your guests with various facilities
- Hire staff, and keep building to meet the demand
WISHLIST NOW: store.steampowered.com/app/3973220/...
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🚢🚢🚢 GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!! 🚢🚢🚢
Introducing ☀️CRUISE CONTROL☀️, our take on the management tycoon genre
- Deck out your cruise liner fleet
- Entertain and relax your guests with various facilities
- Hire staff, and keep building to meet the demand
WISHLIST NOW: store.steampowered.com/app/3973220/...
Introducing ☀️CRUISE CONTROL☀️, our take on the management tycoon genre
- Deck out your cruise liner fleet
- Entertain and relax your guests with various facilities
- Hire staff, and keep building to meet the demand
WISHLIST NOW: store.steampowered.com/app/3973220/...
I was just doing a little recon on a “users” SQL table, trying to see why someone’s query was slow. The table has 80 nvarchar columns totaling 240,000 bytes. What in the wide world of sports is this madness?
October 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I was just doing a little recon on a “users” SQL table, trying to see why someone’s query was slow. The table has 80 nvarchar columns totaling 240,000 bytes. What in the wide world of sports is this madness?
As another former MLS writer and current enjoyer of HUMAN soccer writing, I definitely recommend following this link and giving them your feedback.
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October 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As another former MLS writer and current enjoyer of HUMAN soccer writing, I definitely recommend following this link and giving them your feedback.
The only MMR that needs “fixing” is my Rocket League ranking, and the best minds of the world couldn’t craft the right shots for that.
The acting director of the CDC called for new, separate MMR shots. That would be "remarkably complicated, time-consuming, costly, but more importantly unnecessary," @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social told me:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Alarm as CDC calls for separate MMR vaccines despite measles outbreak
Concerns that three separate shots would be more costly and time-consuming, and keep kids from being vaccinated
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The only MMR that needs “fixing” is my Rocket League ranking, and the best minds of the world couldn’t craft the right shots for that.
Happy New @garethcoker.bsky.social Soundtrack Eve to all those that celebrate
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Happy New @garethcoker.bsky.social Soundtrack Eve to all those that celebrate
I just got to fist-bump Boniek Garcia walking to the @houstondynamo.com stadium, so I hope that’s a portent for good things to come.
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I just got to fist-bump Boniek Garcia walking to the @houstondynamo.com stadium, so I hope that’s a portent for good things to come.
I guess I just don’t have to keep up with the Dynamo game tonight
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I guess I just don’t have to keep up with the Dynamo game tonight
Big morning stretches
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Big morning stretches