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travitherabbi.bsky.social
Travis L
@travitherabbi.bsky.social
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Puns, SQL, soccer, pets, video game music, and board games. Not always in that order.
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Easy peasy.
An up-close picture of an “I Voted” sticker
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Just now seeing your earlier reply and yeah, glad I’m not the only one. 😂 This is the version I own (on 13 CDs!)
Picture of my Lord of the Rings 13 CD audiobook box set (starring Ian Holm)
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Thinking about this comic from @xkcd.com this morning for no reason in particular
XKCD comic showing a very precarious and massive stack of blocks labeled “ALL MODERN DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE”, all supported by one tiny block labeled “A project some random guy in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003”
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Here’s Miles sleeping all day (for different reasons), in case that helps. Get better soon. ☹️
My gray tabby cat Miles very asleep on the couch
October 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Happy New @garethcoker.bsky.social Soundtrack Eve to all those that celebrate
Screenshot of the Spotify app with a new album dropping in 15 hours - the Absolum original game track by Gareth Coker
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I can at least accommodate the latter request!
My 40 pound black lab mutt laying on his blanket My 40 pound black lab mutt doing a big stretch
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Big morning stretches
My black, 40 pound dog Reggie sitting on his pet blanket on the hardwood floor, looking sad My black, 40 pound dog Reggie sitting on his pet blanket on the hardwood floor, but he’s doing a big stretch
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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My 40 lb black lab mix Reggie, lying down on his blanket and looking up sadly because there’s thunder outside
August 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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My 40 pound black lab/shiba mix rescue dog Reggie coming up to grin at me My 40 pound black lab/shiba mix rescue dog Reggie coming up to grin at me My 40 pound black lab/shiba mix rescue dog Reggie coming up to grin at me
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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My brain after spending the better part of an hour trying to convince someone at my company to stop using NOLOCK
My gray rescue cat and black dog laying on a couch, mostly sleeping
August 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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You okay, MLS app?
MLS app standings page not showing any results
August 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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It was me. With the book. In my bedroom. 😁

@johnhatch.bsky.social , I can’t wait to dig into this tonight! Love the pun.
A picture of John Hatch’s book about the making of Clue. Inside it’s signed by the author “…in the library, with the pun”
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Okay, the @houstondynamo.com definitely went up in my personal Power Rankings. What a fun event!
Me and Griffin Dorsey Me and Ethan Bartlow Me and Jonathan Bond Me and the gang (Bond, Steres, me, Bartlow, Dorsey)
August 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Gotta be JV Martzoukas right now
Jason Mantzoukas being comforted by Stevie Martin with two wooden spoons after accidentally failing a task
August 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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It’s now nearly FOUR HOURS past kickoff, and we have no idea if they’re even going to have the match or not. These grounds crew have been working their ASSES off.
Grounds crew at the dynamo stadium still clearing water off the pitch
July 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Fog? No. Astros post-fireworks smoke. 😂

(I’m bored and tired, someone please decide if we’re having a game)
Smoke all across the sky at the houston dynamo stadium
July 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Looking a lot better at Shell Energy.

I apparently have a very important seat!
Houston dynamo field with a ton of rainwater collected Houston dynamo field starting to dry out a bit Hose on the field draining water from underneath the field Hose draining the water into a drain under my season ticket seat
July 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Welp.
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Speaking professionally as a database architect:
Sickos “yes, ha ha ha, YES!” Meme
July 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The only Cal zone I recognize
Cal from MST3K: This Island Earth
July 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Effin’ Birds is always relevant, especially on my timeline
A post from the EPA Administrator taking xhemtrails seriously, and underneath that, an Effin Birds post saying “I cannot process this bullshit”
July 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I’m currently gender neutral (mobile)
A blank, black YouTube homepage that says “try searching to get started”
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I can’t believe this meme is three years old already, but it makes me laugh every time I see it
A Dune movie poster, but it’s called “How you Dune”, and all of the characters are replaced by Matt LeBlanc
July 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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@erikdarling.com …I was just going to your website to review some of your great query optimization tips. I was not prepared for this.
Google search of “erik darling”, where the second result is “Erik darling sims 3” The Sims wiki entry for a pre-made deceased character named Erik Darling
July 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I’m now reminded of Dom Oduro. Freakin’ pizza haircut was an all-timer.
Picture of former MLS player Dom Oduro, hair shaved into a mohawk with one side of his head and hair colored to look like a pizza slice
July 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM