Dickgirl Van Dyke
@trashwytch.bsky.social
afab | 30 or 40 years old
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can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now.
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currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/
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can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now.
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currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/
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sorry to Wizard of Oz post, but I was raised on the Midwestern cut of the film where Oz is in black and white and Kansas is in color so that we would be discouraged from flights of fancy and excited to return to farm work
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
sorry to Wizard of Oz post, but I was raised on the Midwestern cut of the film where Oz is in black and white and Kansas is in color so that we would be discouraged from flights of fancy and excited to return to farm work
Criss Angel's Mindbreak
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Criss Angel's Mindbreak
living in ancient egypt must have been so cool. sipping a beer and enjoying a cool night breeze with a cat on your lap, looking at the pyramids and thinking damn, nobody is living better than this
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
living in ancient egypt must have been so cool. sipping a beer and enjoying a cool night breeze with a cat on your lap, looking at the pyramids and thinking damn, nobody is living better than this
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thinking about Hamb, the bull dog from my dream that likes spaghetti
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
thinking about Hamb, the bull dog from my dream that likes spaghetti
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That's the anthem, get ya damn hands up
Goodbye Horses (Extended Mix)
YouTube video by Q Lazzarus - Topic
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November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
That's the anthem, get ya damn hands up
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High Institute of Maritime Research, Latakia [OC] r/brutalism
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
High Institute of Maritime Research, Latakia [OC] r/brutalism
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[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu
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ko-fi.com/aveuri/goal?... Can't say enough how much I appreciate everyones kindness whether you're able to help or not or are just able to boost this. Working a full 80+ hours on-top of full time house care and care for my sister is really just taking everything out of me.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
ko-fi.com/aveuri/goal?... Can't say enough how much I appreciate everyones kindness whether you're able to help or not or are just able to boost this. Working a full 80+ hours on-top of full time house care and care for my sister is really just taking everything out of me.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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When you're having dreams
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When you're having dreams
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
Oh so not only does the holodeck kill you if there's a system failure, the sonic shower will ALSO kill you
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh so not only does the holodeck kill you if there's a system failure, the sonic shower will ALSO kill you
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Meeting a gay elcor in mass effect:
Sheperd-
"I'm Commander Sheperd."
Gay Elcor in monotone voice-
"Flamboyant: oh my gawwwd and I'm just a little lost lamb, hello sweet thing what can I do for you."
Sheperd-
"Im looking for thermal clips."
Gay Elcor-
"Flamboyantly bites lip: I got one right h
Sheperd-
"I'm Commander Sheperd."
Gay Elcor in monotone voice-
"Flamboyant: oh my gawwwd and I'm just a little lost lamb, hello sweet thing what can I do for you."
Sheperd-
"Im looking for thermal clips."
Gay Elcor-
"Flamboyantly bites lip: I got one right h
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Meeting a gay elcor in mass effect:
Sheperd-
"I'm Commander Sheperd."
Gay Elcor in monotone voice-
"Flamboyant: oh my gawwwd and I'm just a little lost lamb, hello sweet thing what can I do for you."
Sheperd-
"Im looking for thermal clips."
Gay Elcor-
"Flamboyantly bites lip: I got one right h
Sheperd-
"I'm Commander Sheperd."
Gay Elcor in monotone voice-
"Flamboyant: oh my gawwwd and I'm just a little lost lamb, hello sweet thing what can I do for you."
Sheperd-
"Im looking for thermal clips."
Gay Elcor-
"Flamboyantly bites lip: I got one right h
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English is such a beautiful language
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
English is such a beautiful language
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My sisters now home from rehab and with winter coming my electric bills about to skyrocket. I really appreciate the shares and those who have been able to help so far, it means a lot to me. 💙
at my wits end, stressed out of my mind rly not wanting to do this, but my sisters going in for surgery tomorrow and now my washing machine might need to be repaired and i don't make enough on my own. to not become homeless,
ko-fi.com/aveuri/goal?...
ko-fi.com/aveuri/goal?...
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November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My sisters now home from rehab and with winter coming my electric bills about to skyrocket. I really appreciate the shares and those who have been able to help so far, it means a lot to me. 💙
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Helped put on another escape-room-style Halloween party this year, the theme was "corporate zombies" so we all had way too much fun making an evil office
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Helped put on another escape-room-style Halloween party this year, the theme was "corporate zombies" so we all had way too much fun making an evil office
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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the next big tgirl kink thing is going to be sailsploitation and itll be lesbian aubrey-maturin shit with lots of whipping. mistress and commander
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
the next big tgirl kink thing is going to be sailsploitation and itll be lesbian aubrey-maturin shit with lots of whipping. mistress and commander
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"What would Terry Pratchett have said about trans issues if he was alive today?" - academic, pointless, even a little disrespectful of the dead. "Would Granny Weatherwax like me, personally?" - now *that* is a question.
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"What would Terry Pratchett have said about trans issues if he was alive today?" - academic, pointless, even a little disrespectful of the dead. "Would Granny Weatherwax like me, personally?" - now *that* is a question.
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October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
props to Brutal Legend for correctly hypothesizing that if KISS lived in any biome, it would be the jungle
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
props to Brutal Legend for correctly hypothesizing that if KISS lived in any biome, it would be the jungle
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The best time to transition is between 2 and 4pm
February 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The best time to transition is between 2 and 4pm
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
Who wants to get married at the elevated horror chapel
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who wants to get married at the elevated horror chapel
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“Dragging a ladder through long rows of bookshelves can be exhausting. It’s much more efficient to have a co-worker who’s able to reach the top shelves on their own or at least give you a boost climbing up.”
#miragaia #stegosaur #dinosaur #paleoart #library #librarian #books
#miragaia #stegosaur #dinosaur #paleoart #library #librarian #books
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Dragging a ladder through long rows of bookshelves can be exhausting. It’s much more efficient to have a co-worker who’s able to reach the top shelves on their own or at least give you a boost climbing up.”
#miragaia #stegosaur #dinosaur #paleoart #library #librarian #books
#miragaia #stegosaur #dinosaur #paleoart #library #librarian #books