Dickgirl Van Dyke
@trashwytch.bsky.social
afab | 30 or 40 years old
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can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now.
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currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/
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can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now.
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currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/
Meanwhile this princess threw up but is being very brave by not being under the bed. Serves her right for always trying to steal the dog's food though
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Meanwhile this princess threw up but is being very brave by not being under the bed. Serves her right for always trying to steal the dog's food though
Ahhh oh no hope she gets better soon
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Ahhh oh no hope she gets better soon
Cats love to throw up. They fucking live for that shit. It feels better than pets
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Cats love to throw up. They fucking live for that shit. It feels better than pets
As well she should!
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
As well she should!
Managed to get real close to one of these this summer. A real cutie
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Managed to get real close to one of these this summer. A real cutie
Idk I always loved them
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Idk I always loved them
TRUDY'S TRIANGLE (Mt Baker)
Attractionless grass triangle.
1/10
Attractionless grass triangle.
1/10
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
TRUDY'S TRIANGLE (Mt Baker)
Attractionless grass triangle.
1/10
Attractionless grass triangle.
1/10
HORTON HILL CORRIDOR PARK (Mt Baker):
Basically a glorified version of one of the aforementioned hillside walkways, with a gutter running through and ending in a gargoyle.
3/10
Basically a glorified version of one of the aforementioned hillside walkways, with a gutter running through and ending in a gargoyle.
3/10
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
HORTON HILL CORRIDOR PARK (Mt Baker):
Basically a glorified version of one of the aforementioned hillside walkways, with a gutter running through and ending in a gargoyle.
3/10
Basically a glorified version of one of the aforementioned hillside walkways, with a gutter running through and ending in a gargoyle.
3/10
MOUNT BAKER BOULEVARD:
This is just the grass strip between the two lanes of the boulevard, but it's technically a park. 3/10 bolstered by the adjacency of one of the best examples of the Seattle hillside walkway, a beautiful winding forest path.
This is just the grass strip between the two lanes of the boulevard, but it's technically a park. 3/10 bolstered by the adjacency of one of the best examples of the Seattle hillside walkway, a beautiful winding forest path.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
MOUNT BAKER BOULEVARD:
This is just the grass strip between the two lanes of the boulevard, but it's technically a park. 3/10 bolstered by the adjacency of one of the best examples of the Seattle hillside walkway, a beautiful winding forest path.
This is just the grass strip between the two lanes of the boulevard, but it's technically a park. 3/10 bolstered by the adjacency of one of the best examples of the Seattle hillside walkway, a beautiful winding forest path.
it's college football saturday
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
it's college football saturday
The cops were closing in around me like a slowly cinching corset. The city streets were starting to feel like a trap, a chastity cage that had been kept on too long. I was getting no closer to the source of the drug that was turning good American men into cock-crazed sissies.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The cops were closing in around me like a slowly cinching corset. The city streets were starting to feel like a trap, a chastity cage that had been kept on too long. I was getting no closer to the source of the drug that was turning good American men into cock-crazed sissies.
but i kept looking at the guy's boss and being like wait... why do i know that guy... OH MY GOD
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
but i kept looking at the guy's boss and being like wait... why do i know that guy... OH MY GOD
www.imdb.com/title/tt1309...
A little rough at the start but once the main guy gets turned into a chick she's actually a pretty charming actress and this ends up being a cute rom-com about how the best relationships are based on a strong friendship
A little rough at the start but once the main guy gets turned into a chick she's actually a pretty charming actress and this ends up being a cute rom-com about how the best relationships are based on a strong friendship
Sam (2017) ⭐ 5.3 | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
1h 40m | Not Rated
www.imdb.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
www.imdb.com/title/tt1309...
A little rough at the start but once the main guy gets turned into a chick she's actually a pretty charming actress and this ends up being a cute rom-com about how the best relationships are based on a strong friendship
A little rough at the start but once the main guy gets turned into a chick she's actually a pretty charming actress and this ends up being a cute rom-com about how the best relationships are based on a strong friendship
Wouldn't be the first time James McCaffrey starred in a force femme story, either
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wouldn't be the first time James McCaffrey starred in a force femme story, either
ALAN WAKE: The story is rewriting itself. The protagonist is now my namesake, and his feminine alter ego is called Alice. The most worrying aspect: The genre seems to be shifting. It’s turning into a pornographic forced feminization story.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ALAN WAKE: The story is rewriting itself. The protagonist is now my namesake, and his feminine alter ego is called Alice. The most worrying aspect: The genre seems to be shifting. It’s turning into a pornographic forced feminization story.
Shemale but with a fucked up Dutch accent
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shemale but with a fucked up Dutch accent
But what is Dutch for shemale
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
But what is Dutch for shemale
I also have recurring dreams of going to a Half Price Books (mostly not in dream Seattle) and finding a bunch of TRPG books I've been looking for, but looking away and never being able to find them again
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I also have recurring dreams of going to a Half Price Books (mostly not in dream Seattle) and finding a bunch of TRPG books I've been looking for, but looking away and never being able to find them again