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Mayor of Trash Town. Reposting people who are much more clever/hilarious than myself.
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Don’t tell me a murder was senseless, TV news. Give me the facts and let me decide for myself.
November 22, 2024 at 12:44 AM
The gregness of it all
You wake up one day and all the world has turned to Greg. You're surprised, you did not see this coming. In the kitchen your boyfriend Greg greets you with a cup of greg. Greg, he says with a smile. Greg, you answer, and it just feels right, the gregness of it all.
November 25, 2024 at 4:07 AM
My mantra going forward
It's much better if you pay absolutely no attention to anything anymore.
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Fantastic article on the value of Pettiness
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I’m going to use this phrase from now on
So @rileysilverman.bsky.social has provided me my new favorite way to respond to people's unsolicited opinions: "I'll mark it down in the spreadsheet."

Just used it on fb where someone commented that they don't like musicals on a post about Wicked. Sir, NO ONE CARES.
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM